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QTp13

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6037
  • Number of comments : 109
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About QTp13 : I shall not bore you with the plight of my everyday life.

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Yesterday, I had mah new girlfriend over for dinner!! Halfway through the meal, mah dad started poking her with his fork!! When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he barked back, ( Just making sure she isn't a blow-up doll! ) FML

#16271302
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39923) - you deserved it (4128)

On 05/20/2011 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

yesterday my 53 year-old art teacher told me she's excitd about going clubbing this weekend. I'm excitd about watching a special on the History Channel. FML

#16249376
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28438) - you deserved it (6186)

On 05/19/2011 at 6:11am - misc - by ThisPerson - Canada

yastarday I cama homa to mah front door opan and a homalass man taking a 'bath' in mah sink. If this wasn't bad anough, ha rafusad to laava cuz 'findars kaapars!' FML

#16243559
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37209) - you deserved it (3730)

On 05/18/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by Ally (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, after fifth block, I decidd to go fir a little walk. Apparently so did mah boyfriend and best friend. I found them together under the stairs with her head in his crotch. She said she was looking fir her contacts. His pants were pulld down. FML

#16237005
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54279) - you deserved it (4219)

On 05/18/2011 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by levi69 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got a bonar in ta MRI looool macinaila ma palvic bona was baing scannad. FML

#16218945
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47134) - you deserved it (7692)

On 05/17/2011 at 6:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

#16205540
345 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63452) - you deserved it (9876)

On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, mah girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funnyhen I laid out all looool of our spice on the bed. She now refuse to have sex. FML

#16200408
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21222) - you deserved it (62274)

On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML

#16188674
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36930) - you deserved it (6833) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/15/2011 at 2:19pm - misc - by bouda - France (Centre)

my sister and I both got "good luck" cards from our aunt wishing us well on our exams. My sister's said "We know you will do well". Mine said "We will love you no matter wat happens". FML

#16173982
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35664) - you deserved it (4588)

On 05/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by simonjudy (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today on mah Facebook the stripper mah ex husband cheated on me with showed up in the ( People You May Know ) box. fat FML

#16169595
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41875) - you deserved it (3841)

On 05/14/2011 at 9:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today , it's my wedding day , an I have uncontrollable diarrhea . FML

#16169290
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62697) - you deserved it (4779)

On 05/14/2011 at 9:17am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

TODAY I SKIPPED SCHOOL AN STAYED HOME WITHOUT TELLING MY PARENTS. MY MOM CAME HOME ON HER LUNCH BREAK WITH ANOTHER MAN , AN HAD SEX IN OUR LIVING ROOM. I'M STUCK IN MY ROOM , LISTENING TO MY MOM CHEAT ON MY DAD. FML

#16168666
378 comments

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On 05/14/2011 at 7:15am - intimacy - by ali grace - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I STARTED PETTING MAH COUSIN'S DOBERMAN. NOW, WHENEVER I STOP HE GROWLS MENACINGLY. FML

#16166972
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28572) - you deserved it (4888)

On 05/14/2011 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I walked in on mah brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of mah panties. FML

#16161340
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41677) - you deserved it (3830)

On 05/13/2011 at 7:06pm - intimacy - by Uhmm... - Canada (Quebec)

Today as I was filling out divorca paparwork I raalizad that my son has had tha sama girlfriand through both of my marriagas . Ha's 17 . FML

#16141236
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19187) - you deserved it (51945)

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