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QQMorePlox

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QQMorePlox

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1848
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About QQMorePlox : Im Victoria, am open to most things and can be incredibly friendly. I tend to be sarcastic a lot of the time and can come off as an asshole but I assure you it's in good humour. So yeah, if you feel chatty send me something hilarious and I'll be sure to reply (: best way to kick off a conversation is with a terrible pick up line or incredibly funny joke

And If you had healys as a child, you are most definitely my hero

QQMorePlox's page activity

Visits<b>onlychildFTW</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 2:45pm<b>ricardof</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 10:46pm<b>ZynexFin</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 5:54pm<b>Soninuva</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 8:18pm<b>RuBloKon</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 12:36am<b>Corey122726</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 9:33am<b>badmike89</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 8:21am<b>last_kings84</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 7:19am<b>aj9319</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 7:14am<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 6:31am<b>alfonze07</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 1:23am<b>joshtapp</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 11:54pm<b>theTravinator</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 11:44pm<b>Alex_Tejeda</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 11:10pm<b>Kvothee</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 11:04pm<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 10:24pm<b>taylar815</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 10:18pm<b>dmcintosh</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 9:45pm

Fucked!<b>bayy1432</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 3:27am<b>zjay</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 3:19am<b>RA91</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 1:07am<b>Codezlol</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 6:42am<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 2:59pm<b>joshtapp</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 7:31am<b>colvindj</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 3:14am<b>chandler88</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 1:07am<b>sarah5745</b> - the 11/10/2014 at 9:23pm<b>PinkPoshling111</b> - the 11/07/2014 at 6:58pm

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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QQMorePlox's favorite FMLs

Today, I kept hearing a child creepily giggling in my living room. I couldn't sleep and got so scared that I started considering hiring an exorcist. Long story short: be careful if you have Bluetooth speakers, because your dickhead neighbor might hack them and start fucking with you. FML

#21401745
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33818) - you deserved it (4524)

On 04/29/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend let out a horrible fart in the middle of sex. Even though it was clearly his, he gave me disgusted look, called me a dirty bitch, then kept going. Let's just say I didn't finish. FML

#21396154
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30984) - you deserved it (2820)

On 04/19/2015 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, at my cousin's wedding, there was a bouquet toss. I jumped to catch it, only to get knocked down and crushed by a woman twice my size who'd jumped backwards. It still feels like someone shattered my ribs with a sledgehammer. FML

#21387046
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23471) - you deserved it (2252)

On 04/03/2015 at 2:08pm - health - by glocked and goaded (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend she's too good for me, then asking if she wants to settle for someone like me. FML

#21378798
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27931) - you deserved it (2194)

On 03/21/2015 at 4:55am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Aberdeen City)

Today, some popped-collar wearing shitbird tried to pick me up with the line, "You look like Marilyn Monroe's corpse! Wanna fuck?" FML

#21359908
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29769) - you deserved it (2487)

On 02/20/2015 at 4:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after listening to a group of my friends ranting on about how much they love babies and can't wait to have them, I got to witness their looks of horror and disgust as I expressed my desire to not have children. I also happened to be the only girl there. FML

#21335310
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29385) - you deserved it (3047)

On 01/11/2015 at 8:14pm - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML

#21329304
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32196) - you deserved it (2439)

On 01/02/2015 at 11:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got demonic gastric distress while taking my final college exam. I only got about 50% of it done, left the classroom 50% faster, and experienced both 50% dread and 50% relief. Now I have to repeat 50% of the class. FML

#21293883
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29489) - you deserved it (3580)

On 11/07/2014 at 1:53am - misc - by all shat out - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I asked my girlfriend to talk dirty to me. Her response was to impersonate a saxophone. FML

#21250455
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36263) - you deserved it (9054)

On 09/02/2014 at 11:32am - intimacy - by ihatejasonderulo - United Kingdom (Hounslow)

Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML

#21238336
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19398) - you deserved it (36748)

On 08/15/2014 at 5:10pm - money - by thoughthewasjoking (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, every house in my neighborhood was vandalized. They skipped our house. Everybody thinks it was me. FML

#21209396
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53002) - you deserved it (3957)

On 07/14/2014 at 11:35pm - misc - by chloecamp - United States (Connecticut)

Today, me and my boyfriend decided to have some fun in my room before my parents got home. My phone started vibrating half-way through, and when I saw my mom's picture, I reflexively answered. It wasn't a phone call. It was a face time. Busted. FML

#21208909
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31857) - you deserved it (49230)

On 07/14/2014 at 1:45pm - intimacy - by Ob3nie - United States (California)

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML

#20992325
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51205) - you deserved it (9386)

On 12/14/2013 at 1:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, a customer called me "chink eyes", "dog eater", "bloody Chinese communist" and "ching chong." I'm black. FML

#20919376
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54149) - you deserved it (3433)

On 10/13/2013 at 9:14pm - work - by mustabeendrugs (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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