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QQMorePlox

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QQMorePlox

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 July 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2375
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About QQMorePlox : Im Victoria, am open to most things and can be incredibly friendly. I tend to be sarcastic a lot of the time and can come off as an asshole but I assure you it's in good humour. So yeah, if you feel chatty send me something hilarious and I'll be sure to reply (: best way to kick off a conversation is with a terrible pick up line or incredibly funny joke

And If you had healys as a child, you are most definitely my hero

QQMorePlox's page activity

Visits<b>bigbrown24</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 4:39pm<b>jimmy_morton</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 8:47pm<b>saidmoh1406</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 1:49pm<b>RA91</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 6:09am<b>Seabass_Chan</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 5:54am<b>nphill82</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 8:44pm<b>jdw17</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 3:58pm<b>samwisehobson</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 11:24am<b>TwentyOnePilots1</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 10:26am<b>Elban</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 9:51am<b>tiger820</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 7:58am<b>LyonDetreny</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 5:52am<b>robsmit98</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 2:53am<b>Pandaling</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 2:01am<b>dno79</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 12:34am<b>csjc</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 12:31am<b>ilovemonkeybutts</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 11:04pm<b>missa8604</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 10:27pm

Fucked!<b>Seabass_Chan</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 1:55am<b>csjc</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 6:31am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 1:25am<b>delfino1604</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 2:01am<b>samrompain</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 6:59am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 9:54am<b>nana_star</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 9:58am<b>dirtbikeguy</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 5:17am<b>tiger820</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 7:58pm<b>bayy1432</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 3:27am<b>zjay</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 3:19am<b>RA91</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 1:07am<b>Codezlol</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 6:42am<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 2:59pm<b>joshtapp</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 7:31am<b>colvindj</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 3:14am<b>chandler88</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 1:07am<b>sarah5745</b> - the 11/10/2014 at 9:23pm

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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QQMorePlox's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad told my girlfriend that she's the son he never had. FML

Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML

#21518334
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21843) - you deserved it (2450)

On 01/22/2016 at 8:56pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML

#21513340
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8998) - you deserved it (72840)

On 01/09/2016 at 9:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML

#21457909
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28708) - you deserved it (4419)

On 08/19/2015 at 2:32am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I kept hearing a child creepily giggling in my living room. I couldn't sleep and got so scared that I started considering hiring an exorcist. Long story short: be careful if you have Bluetooth speakers, because your dickhead neighbor might hack them and start fucking with you. FML

#21401745
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35662) - you deserved it (4941)

On 04/29/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend let out a horrible fart in the middle of sex. Even though it was clearly his, he gave me disgusted look, called me a dirty bitch, then kept going. Let's just say I didn't finish. FML

#21396154
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34796) - you deserved it (3393)

On 04/19/2015 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, at my cousin's wedding, there was a bouquet toss. I jumped to catch it, only to get knocked down and crushed by a woman twice my size who'd jumped backwards. It still feels like someone shattered my ribs with a sledgehammer. FML

#21387046
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25264) - you deserved it (2545)

On 04/03/2015 at 2:08pm - health - by glocked and goaded (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend she's too good for me, then asking if she wants to settle for someone like me. FML

#21378798
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30345) - you deserved it (2512)

On 03/21/2015 at 4:55am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Aberdeen City)

Today, some popped-collar wearing shitbird tried to pick me up with the line, "You look like Marilyn Monroe's corpse! Wanna fuck?" FML

#21359908
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31365) - you deserved it (2614)

On 02/20/2015 at 4:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after listening to a group of my friends ranting on about how much they love babies and can't wait to have them, I got to witness their looks of horror and disgust as I expressed my desire to not have children. I also happened to be the only girl there. FML

#21335310
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32181) - you deserved it (3579)

On 01/11/2015 at 8:14pm - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML

#21329304
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33462) - you deserved it (2530)

On 01/02/2015 at 11:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got demonic gastric distress while taking my final college exam. I only got about 50% of it done, left the classroom 50% faster, and experienced both 50% dread and 50% relief. Now I have to repeat 50% of the class. FML

#21293883
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32031) - you deserved it (4028)

On 11/07/2014 at 1:53am - misc - by all shat out - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I asked my girlfriend to talk dirty to me. Her response was to impersonate a saxophone. FML

#21250455
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39046) - you deserved it (9655)

On 09/02/2014 at 11:32am - intimacy - by ihatejasonderulo - United Kingdom (Hounslow)

Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML

#21238336
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20344) - you deserved it (38439)

On 08/15/2014 at 5:10pm - money - by thoughthewasjoking (woman) - United States (Alabama)



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