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by Anonymous / 09/28/2013 at 5:28pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Miscellaneous
by theynamedmeluke / 09/23/2013 at 6:49pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by BarryShitpeas / 09/19/2013 at 11:18am / United Kingdom (Kent) / Health
by Anonynommer / 09/13/2013 at 7:13pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by Kaka_Karrot_Kake / 09/13/2013 at 9:49am / United States (Texas) / Money
Today, I took my 4-year-old son to the bank with me. He asked why we were going, and I explained that I had a couple of checks that they would turn into money. When we got in line, he loudly exclaimed that "Mommy has checks for money!" Except "checks" sounded almost exactly like "sex". FML
by Anonymous / 09/10/2013 at 2:30pm / United States (Tennessee) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/10/2013 at 9:23am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took my girlfriend to a public place before confessing that I've been seeing another woman, to avoid a dramatic scene. After being rushed to the hospital with a concussion and broken nose, I think it's safe to say my plan didn't go very well. FML
by verbaltodomestic / 09/08/2013 at 3:31pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
Today, a week after my dad discovered Family Guy and started mindlessly repeating catchphrases from it 24/7, I finally lost my temper and told him how incredibly annoying it is. He just paused, turned to look me in the eyes, and said, "Shut up, Meg." FML
by Anonymous / 09/06/2013 at 6:56pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by single again / 09/05/2013 at 8:29pm / United States (California) / Love
by JustAnotherFML23 / 09/03/2013 at 9:32pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by laughing-stock / 09/02/2013 at 5:40pm / United Kingdom (Swindon) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/26/2013 at 4:17pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by cassidy_smith12 / 08/24/2013 at 10:55am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…