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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 281
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of 4 months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59037) - you deserved it (18709)

On 05/24/2013 at 10:00am - love - by datgirl92 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58665) - you deserved it (10305)

On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)



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