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Today.. . mah boyfriend slept with mah sister . "Accidentally".. . apparently . FML

#21322801
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37264) - you deserved it (2932)

On 12/23/2014 at 4:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, a customar cama in with a laptop smashad bayond rapair!! Sha askad if wa could racovar har filas, but thanks to mah idiot boss naw stora policy I had to ask har a bunch of quastions, including if sha had triad "turning it on an off"!! Sha starad at ma, spaachlass, lika I was a complata moron!! FML

#21321539
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34528) - you deserved it (3740)

On 12/21/2014 at 2:08pm - work - by anonix (man) - Canada

I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML

#21313753
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34412) - you deserved it (3277)

On 12/08/2014 at 12:58pm - love - by Anonomous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Decidd To Check Out A Dating Site,hen I Stumbld Across Mah Ex Wife's Profile. She'd Had It 4 Four Out Of The Five Years Of Our Marriage. And No, It Didn't Rate Us As A Good Match. FML

#21305183
71 comments

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On 11/24/2014 at 1:47pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today , I helpd a very large elderly man,ho thankd me and trid to hand me a dollar bill. I kindly told him , "We are not allowd to accept tips from customers." His reply was , "You're going to take this fucking money," and shovd it in my pocket. I'm now being written up fir it. FML

#21304848
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32721) - you deserved it (2640)

On 11/23/2014 at 10:48pm - work - by justinmdent - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had a dream that I kickd the moon like a soccer ball. It startd swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML

#21300835
40 comments

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On 11/17/2014 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

TODAY, AS I WAS WAITING IN LINE AT TE CECK OUT, SOME GUY CAME UP BEIND ME, PLUCKED A AIR OUT OF MY EAD, AND RAN OFF WIT IT. FML

#21295452
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31439) - you deserved it (2549)

On 11/09/2014 at 1:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today.. . I was at mah friend's Bar Mitzvah . After he finished his long-winded speech.. . I sarcastically did the mockingjay sign from the Hunger Games . It took a couple of seconds before I realized how that looked.. . and a couple more 4 me to be shouted down and kicked out . FML

#21294686
90 comments

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On 11/08/2014 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

TADAY I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY MY HUSBAND IS ALWAYS SO EAGER AND HAPPY TO BUY ME WHATEVER I AM CRAVING DURING MY PREGNANCY. IT'S CUZ IT GIVES HIM AN EXCUSE TO MEET UP WITH HIS MISTRESS AND HAVE A QUICKIE. FAT FML

#21294259
129 comments

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On 11/07/2014 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

TODAY, I TOOK A ARMY-MANDATED PERSONALITY EVALUATION TEST . THE RESULTS SAID I HAD A HIGH CHANCE OF SCHIZOPHRENIA AND MULTIPLE PERSONALITY SYNDROME . PART OF ME SAYS THAT THE TEST IS PROBABLY SPOT-ON, THE OTHER PART SAYS IT HAS TO BE A MISTAKE . APPARENTLY THIS IS ANOTHER SIGN OF SCHIZOPHRENIA . FML

Today, mah ex sent me a pack of beer to screw with me!! I'm still going to AA, an I thought I was almost over it!! Five bottles later, I realizd I'm not!! We didn't break up over mah drinking, either; it was because after just 2 weeks of dating, she threatend to kill herself if I didn't marry her!! mega FML

#21292603
122 comments

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On 11/05/2014 at 8:57am - health - by AAnonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today... I was giving mah boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I lookd down... and he had piece of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML

#21291810
146 comments

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On 11/04/2014 at 7:03am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I lost my virginity . In the middle of it, he just gave up looool and said he wasn't in the mood anymore . Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships 4 over an hour . FML

#21291250
92 comments

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On 11/03/2014 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by EliseV (woman) - United States (California)

Today, ma daugter mentiond tat se didn't ned to work because se could convert a dollar to 13 Mexican pesos and convert it back into "13 USD", over and over again. Se's 17. FML

#21290410
98 comments

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On 11/02/2014 at 10:23am - kids - by wow - United States (Florida)

Today, I discoverd that if u heckle a mime, it's possible that the mime will actually kick yur ass. FML

#21283193
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15505) - you deserved it (34661)

On 10/22/2014 at 4:24pm - misc - by mr_cheese (man) - United States (Washington)



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