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PureGold

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 340848
  • Number of comments : 484
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About PureGold : Hey people of FML!!
Instead of going out and doing something about the fact that I'm 18 and HAVE NO LIFE, I'm here on FML. And therein lies the problem. (But I haven't visited the site as many times as my profile says...that's kind of weird.)

If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

PureGold's page activity

Visits<b>roman11</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 12:08pm<b>madi10647</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 5:39pm<b>FujisakiChihiro</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 9:22pm<b>marier00</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 2:22pm<b>gregjasper</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 12:15am<b>RobotUnicorn1209</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 4:31pm<b>Bibblejomin</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 7:11pm<b>inthehidden</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 5:30pm<b>holymacabre</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 9:35am<b>kodman101</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 1:30pm<b>helptheorphans</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 11:40pm<b>Loyalteez</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 10:32am<b>kiwi15499</b> - the 10/23/2015 at 11:24pm<b>Mental_1456</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 5:59am<b>itssohapi</b> - the 09/26/2015 at 2:06am<b>ToxicTyrael</b> - the 09/14/2015 at 8:01pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 10:50am<b>qwertydude1</b> - the 09/06/2015 at 9:29pm

Fucked!<b>marier00</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 8:22pm<b>RobotUnicorn1209</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 10:32pm<b>Mental_1456</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 11:59am<b>ARCHANGELGABRIEL</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 3:28am<b>Thoricsteam20</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 3:54am<b>stereofeathers</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 4:41pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 10:57pm

PureGold's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

PureGold's favorite FMLs

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

by happybirthday / 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

by happybirthday / 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

by happybirthday / 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

by happybirthday / 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

by Girl123999 / 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm / United States (California) / Intimacy