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About PsychoticAsylum : I'm a pretty good person to talk to. I'm a gender neutral person, which means I do not go by she/he, him/her, or male/female. I would prefer to be addressed as they/them/their. I'm a fan of heavy metal and it's many sub-genres but I listen to other music too. I like playing Nintendo video games and reading manga/comic books. My favorite being Kabuki: Circle of Blood. I love to draw, I drew my profile picture.
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yesterday a drunk driver drove his car through mah mailbox. He got pissd... startd yelling... and threatend to sue me fir "putting the mailbox in the middle of the road". If mah front lawn is a road... I'm going to have some serious issues. FML
I HAD TO REMOVE A GLASS BOTTLE, COMPLETE WITH AN INEFFECTIVE PULLSTRING, FROM A PATIENT'S RECTUM. HE CLAIMED THAT HE'D ACCIDENTALLY SAT ON IT, AN LATER THREATENED TO SUE ME FOR EVERY PENNY IF I BREATHED A WORD OF IT TO ANYONE. OOPS, LOOKS LIKE I JUST DID. FAT FML
Taday after spending four hours cooking food for a special family dinner, I went to take a shower before they arrived. I came back out less than twenty minutes later to fine most of the food gone, an a very guilty-looking puppy. FML
Today... I was accusd of shooting drugs at work. I was only feeding a baby bird that was tuckd into mah arm using a medicine syringe. I've been smuggling it to work because it has to eat every 2 hours or it will starve. Now everyone there thinks I'm a hardcore dope fiend. FML
yesterday another "gentleman" called an asked 4 mah "services". This is happening a lot lately, because apparently I have the old number of a prostitute. I told him I'm notho he's looking for, tohich he replied that I sound like a "sexy lady" an that he wanted to have some fun. FML
Today, after going out to dinner with mah grlfriend, we went back to mah place and things started getting hot . I went in the bathroom and putted on a green condom . She wouldn't have sex with me because it looked ( like a cucumber ) and ( cucumbers r nasty . ) FML
Friday 27 March 2015