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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 410
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Psufans : Well hi..... I guess

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Today, I Was At Te Mall Wit A Couple Of Friends Wen We Saw A Couple Of Cute Boys. I Made Eye Contact Wit Te Cutest One. Flustered, I Giggled, Only To Send A Wad Of Snot Flying Out Of My Nose. FML

#21067978
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43484) - you deserved it (7678)

On 02/21/2014 at 9:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today in the very middle of the night mah kitten startd rubbing against mah face!! Thinking I saw her face in the darkness I decidd to kiss her before going back to bd!! My lips made contact with her butthole!! FML

#21058991
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48744) - you deserved it (17746)

On 02/13/2014 at 10:20am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was at a swim meet. I askd friend if he could be wingman and help me get a date with a girl I looool really likd. I told him plan, and as I finishd and turnd to go to her, I noticd her standing right there, listening in on the whole conversation. FML

#21055088
98 comments

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On 02/09/2014 at 2:12am - love - by look before you speak - United States

Today... I Was Singing In The Shower But Couldn't Hit The Higher Notes. My Wife Complained An 2 Minutes Later She Ran A Tap Causing My Shower To Go Freezing. I Shrieked. My Wife Said My Pitch Was Still Wrong. Mega FML

#21048056
69 comments

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On 02/02/2014 at 11:53am - misc - by deargodthepain (man) - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with mah 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk!! When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me an screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into mah balls!! FML

#21044971
138 comments

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On 01/30/2014 at 7:34am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, BOYFRIEND FINALLY SUCCEEDD IN UNHOOKING BRA WITH ONE HAND, EXCITEDLY EXCLAIMING, "BOOBIES BE FREE!" FML

#21043704
110 comments

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On 01/29/2014 at 12:13am - love - by freed - United States (Ohio)

Today , mah husband jokingly told mah daughterhen she passe gas in public she needs to blame it on the fattest an ugliest person there . We went shopping after an she let a HUGE fart out . She gasped , ( Mommy! ) FML

#21031501
94 comments

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On 01/18/2014 at 4:45am - kids - by FattestUgliestPerson (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, after arriving home from work I found that dog took a dump down the air conditioning vents on the floor. Now the whole house smells so good. FML

Today, after arriving home from work I found that dog took a dump down the air conditioning vents on the floor. Now the whole house smells so good. FML

Today, after arriving home from work I found that dog took a dump down the air conditioning vents on the floor. Now the whole house smells so good. FML

Today, I woke up to psycho roommate trying to baptize me in sleep. FML

#21020397
118 comments

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On 01/07/2014 at 4:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today one of the special needs teens I work with confessd his love for me. It was cute until he puttd his erection on mah leg and attemptd to hump me. FML

Today, Mah Husband And I Were Fooling Around, And Things Got Heated. In The Heat Of Things, I Told Him To Tear Mah Panties Off. He Took It Literally And Yanked At Them With All His Might. It's Been Two Hours And I Still Can't Walk Straight. FML

#20827713
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47626) - you deserved it (17783)

On 08/08/2013 at 6:15pm - intimacy - by fuck my arse (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)

Taday ma twelve year-old son tougt it would be a good idea to relentlessly soot te mail truck wit a paintball gun in front of all te neigbors. fat FML

Today, I triad to gat my boyfriand to roll ovar whila ha was aslaap . Ha snoras loud anough to waka tha naighbors an if ha lays on his sida ha usually stops . Instaad of rolling ovar, ha stuck his lag in tha air, fartad twica, an laughad about it in his slaap . Ha's still snoring . FML

#20447496
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35969) - you deserved it (5181)

On 01/08/2013 at 2:44am - misc - by no sleep for me -



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