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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 July 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5404
  • Number of comments : 219
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Pstraka6 : City boy living in the south now for a bit. I thought grad school was rough but reading some of these tells me others might have it worse! Love music (EDM, country and others), lifting, running, cars, Chicago Blackhawks, amongst other things.

If you're into that or wanna try a line, I suggest you do. *Ahem* I'm quite the talker *wink wink*

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Pstraka6's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband woke up, rolled over, and said, "Good morning, beautiful." He hasn't called me that in months, but as I was about to reply, I realized he was talking to his pet turtle, not me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40440) - you deserved it (3312)

On 03/18/2013 at 3:38pm - love - by Maggie - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend, when my upstairs neighbor decided to take the longest piss known to man. He moaned the entire time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41607) - you deserved it (4653)

On 03/16/2013 at 2:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend got angry and threatened to dump me, all because I wouldn't give in to his demands not to go to a birthday sleepover with my friends. He seriously thinks it's going to turn into some kind of lesbian orgy and that I'll cheat on him. Thanks, PornHub. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54788) - you deserved it (6960)

On 03/14/2013 at 11:43am - intimacy - by wow (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I picked up my new car. The dealer offered to connect my iPhone to the Bluetooth system for me. Once connected it automatically started playing the audiobook I had been listening to over the stereo system. Right on a passage which had an extremely graphic description of anal sex. FML

Today, I discovered the "may have a laxative effect" warning on my sugar-free jelly beans should actually read "don't fart after consuming". FML


I agree, your life sucks (30801) - you deserved it (5353)

On 03/14/2013 at 2:21am - health - by Kimberpoo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45415) - you deserved it (16814)

On 03/13/2013 at 12:57am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was caught "experimenting" with my friend at his house. His parents called mine, and my dad came to drive me home. On the way back, he tried to cheer me up by saying, "Son, don't be ashamed. When I was your age, I sucked a few dicks myself." Thanks for the info, Dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53651) - you deserved it (25981)

On 03/11/2013 at 7:33am - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while working at Starbucks, a man came in and placed his order. I made his drink, topped it with whipped cream, and put the lid on. Some cream was seeping out of the top. He looked at me and said, "Good... you left a nipple..." and slowly licked it off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32554) - you deserved it (3479)

On 03/09/2013 at 1:06am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37852) - you deserved it (5167)

On 03/05/2013 at 1:57pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I decided to come onto my husband to switch things up. When I started kissing and trying to undress him, he pushed me off, saying "What're you doing? Jeopardy's about to start." FML


I agree, your life sucks (45787) - you deserved it (6439)

On 03/05/2013 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by married an old man - United States (California)

Today, my coach held a BBQ for the whole team. He told us to eat up, because we wouldn't be working out today. He lied. After eating the equivalent of a Thanksgiving dinner, we had to do team relays. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36973) - you deserved it (4640)

On 03/04/2013 at 5:24pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38499) - you deserved it (7125)

On 03/01/2013 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I texted my boyfriend a cute picture that I drew for him, with a little note saying "love you." He replied by sending me a picture of a nose hair he'd plucked, along with the caption, "longest one yet." FML


Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41144) - you deserved it (6400)

On 02/27/2013 at 8:49am - misc - by anony (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my fiancé is returning home, so I decided to wax myself, thinking things would get intimate. I warmed the wax strips and set them on the counter. Our cat jumped onto the counter and managed to roll onto one of the strips. Suffice to say, the wrong pussy got a painful waxing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48746) - you deserved it (7780)

On 02/25/2013 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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