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Pstraka6

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 July 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5092
  • Number of comments : 218
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Pstraka6 : City boy living in the south now for a bit. I thought grad school was rough but reading some of these tells me others might have it worse! Love music (EDM, country and others), lifting, running, cars, Chicago Blackhawks, amongst other things.

If you're into that or wanna try a line, I suggest you do. *Ahem* I'm quite the talker *wink wink*

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Fucked!<b>Toonice45</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 9:29pm<b>lil_c_03</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 8:39am<b>totallydone</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 9:15am<b>clair1357</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 4:44am<b>FiFiLovee</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 4:55am<b>kikoma</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 9:36am<b>AscendV</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 8:25am<b>juststephhere</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 7:20pm<b>llamaaduckk</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 10:25am<b>sweetcandygirl</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 12:21am<b>hekinokuroihi</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 7:47pm<b>kutchbabe</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 7:21pm<b>SecretSociety7</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 6:20pm<b>Askud99</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 4:29pm<b>vikky538</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 1:54pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 12:15pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 1:27am<b>keithsbooty</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 1:55am

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Pstraka6's favorite FMLs

Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML

#20624343
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65317) - you deserved it (14655)

On 04/27/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I finally hooked up with the guy that I have been in love with forever. If there is such a thing as soul mates, this guy is it. He's my best friend in the whole world. It was the worst sex I have ever had. FML

#20620111
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64355) - you deserved it (13466)

On 04/25/2013 at 1:33am - intimacy - by Live Sweet -

Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML

#20618481
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57088) - you deserved it (12807)

On 04/24/2013 at 3:14pm - misc - by Skyler - United States

Today, my husband laughed at me for farting in the bathtub; I lied by admitting to it. The fact is that I have enough back-fat to create suction against the bathtub. FML

#20618145
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43778) - you deserved it (16825)

On 04/24/2013 at 11:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, at work at a farm, we got a new calf. It looked like it had to poop, but was having difficulty. About four hours later it still hadn't pooped. Turns out it was born without an actual butthole. It was there, just sealed up by skin. I literally had to cut this poor calf a new butthole. FML

#20617044
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84610) - you deserved it (4453)

On 04/23/2013 at 10:01pm - animals - by halliemarie1818 - United States

Today, my husband rejected sleeping with me because he wants to "save his energy" for building his custom car. Apparently, I'm a "distraction." FML

#20615528
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44881) - you deserved it (6017)

On 04/23/2013 at 9:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

#20612550
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32903) - you deserved it (113188)

On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend from high school contacted me, telling me we should hang out some time; I casually agreed. Two hours later she's on my doorstep in tears, wanting me to take her back. She's married with kids. I live four states away and haven't a clue how she found out where I live. FML

#20611227
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58415) - you deserved it (3937)

On 04/21/2013 at 7:26pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old daughter lying on her bed, repeatedly opening and closing her legs. I asked her what she was doing, and she replied, "Trying to queef. I saw it online." FML

#20605608
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57516) - you deserved it (7117)

On 04/19/2013 at 6:04pm - kids - by reyoflight (man) - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)

Today, I found out that the catchy Japanese song I've been obsessed with for the past week is actually about a dildo. FML

Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML

#20577178
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52829) - you deserved it (5810)

On 04/06/2013 at 7:42am - misc - by confusedcatlover (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She didn't say no, she didn't faint, and she didn't cry. She just stared at me blankly and said, "But... why...?" FML

#20566302
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44050) - you deserved it (3703) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/29/2013 at 9:29pm - love - by Badam - France (Aquitaine)

Today, while working in childcare, we went to a farm so the kids could see how things worked. They started showing off prize winning cattle and when they bought out "Miss Stacey", the kids lost their shit. My name is Miss Stacey. FML

#20550321
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34712) - you deserved it (3063)

On 03/19/2013 at 1:00am - work - by seriously! - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML

#20550170
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31856) - you deserved it (16040)

On 03/18/2013 at 11:29pm - love - by amberrenee91 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, it was my first time with my boyfriend, at his house, in his Dora the Explorer sheets. FML

#20550446
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41015) - you deserved it (8735) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/18/2013 at 6:34pm - love - by inconnue - France (Rhone-Alpes)



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