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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 May 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 523
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Pslcybn5 : Just a dude disguised as another dude playing the part of another dude.

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TODAY, I GOT MUGGED BY A GUY WHO WAS THREATENING ME WITH A STAPLER . FML

#18191865
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27353) - you deserved it (8032)

On 11/08/2011 at 9:39am - misc - by StaplerScared - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY... I WENT TO THE BANK TO MAKE A DEPOSIT. WHILE I WAS WAITING ON MAH TRANSACTION... THE BANK TELLERS WERE MAKING FUN OF ME. I COULD TELL CAUSE I HEARD THEM THROUGH THE SPEAKER. FML

#18143971
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27875) - you deserved it (2229)

On 11/02/2011 at 11:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, Ma Boyfriend And I Were Going To Ave Sex 4 Te Frst Time. He Didn't Know Ow To Take Off Ma Bra And Insistd Tat E'd Figure It Out On Is Own. He Gave Up A Couple Seconds Later And Playd Video Games Instead. Mega FML

#18012444
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37459) - you deserved it (5752)

On 10/18/2011 at 12:50am - intimacy - by Unknown - United States (California)

Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML

#17821676
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13152) - you deserved it (77197)

On 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by essay2 - United States (California)

Today, it's baan a waak sinca mah littla brothar took up his naw hobby of posting ( cool story, bro ) in raply to almost avary Facabook statu an commant that I maka. Not only do I alraady want to smash his faca against a brick wall, mah parant will ground ma if I dafriand any family mambars. FML

#17815777
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25677) - you deserved it (5004)

On 09/23/2011 at 8:32pm - misc - by yeah_im_mad_bro - Canada (Ontario)

Today... mah grlfriend startd to plan our wedding. We've been going looool out 4 3 days. FML

#17794409
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40792) - you deserved it (4912)

On 09/21/2011 at 8:38am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to there parents and driver's license, it was a grl. big fat FML

#17780455
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10617) - you deserved it (40384)

On 09/19/2011 at 1:24pm - misc - by fluke - United States (Florida)

Today mah younger brother decidd it would be funny to put rubbing alcohol in mah contact lens case while I had them soaking overnight . I didn't realize this until I put the frst one in . FML

#17777792
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35805) - you deserved it (2095)

On 09/19/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by redeye (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, mah boyfriend kindly informd me that if I ever got bitten during a zombie apocalypse, he'd love me enough to beat me to death with a tire iron. He said this because he's been having vivid dreams about it happening. I honestly don't knowhether he's joking or not. fat FML

#17775098
157 comments

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On 09/18/2011 at 8:23pm - love - by DeadScared (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, mah sister told me that she read that the pain of giving birth is equal to the pain of breaking 20 bones at once . I'm 19 weeks pregnant . real FML

#17755798
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25417) - you deserved it (5354)

On 09/16/2011 at 1:21am - health - by ouch - United States

Today, I finished the frst month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entre time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML

#17744289
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27761) - you deserved it (5452)

On 09/14/2011 at 2:21pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I walked into mah dorm to fine mah roommate an his friends using mah bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

#17742835
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31859) - you deserved it (5203)

On 09/14/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by funnymanjoe - United States (Illinois)

Today , I had looool a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written ( Chuck Norris ) as the answer 4 every question on his test. FML

#16217085
441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38865) - you deserved it (10491)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today I was taking a dump an I pusd so ard tat I got ligt eadd an passd out on te floor. FML

#16168525
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36246) - you deserved it (12839)

On 05/14/2011 at 6:43am - health - by BrownDump - United States

Today, Wile Buying Groceries, I Noticed Tat Te Lady In Front Of Me Ad Left A Box Beind. I Grabbed Te Box An Ran Out Te Door After Er. After Turning Around To Find Tree Employees Casing Me, I Noticed I Ad Just Stolen Te Donation Box.

#15929536
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29571) - you deserved it (15475)

On 04/26/2011 at 12:45am - misc - by magicman - Canada (British Columbia)



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