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PrussiaisAwesome

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PrussiaisAwesome

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  • Number of visits : 2710
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

About PrussiaisAwesome : I am an awesome person who you may now bow down to... no bowing? Figures.

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Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

#13850566
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75497) - you deserved it (4241)

On 11/15/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by xkal174 - United States (New York)

Today I woka up to shit on mah floor and mah cat hiding undar mah comfortar. I hava to gat rid of mah looool naw fish bacausa mah cat is afraid of it. FML

#13581194
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22438) - you deserved it (2955)

On 10/24/2010 at 8:36pm - animals - by danjoylovefun - United States (Colorado)

Today looool , my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight yeres apart , but I never knew my dad startd dating my momhen he was 21 an she was 13. mega FML

#13561698
350 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51187) - you deserved it (3624)

On 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today , I'm going on an 8 hour drive with insane family. This usually means screaming arguments , graphic conversations about dad's pubes , some karaoke , plenty of farting , some stale Pringles , and an obese golden retriever on lap the entire time. Arizona , here we come.

#13495901
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26991) - you deserved it (3547)

On 10/18/2010 at 4:56am - misc - by fmmlll (woman) - United States (California)

Today... my crush walkd me home. As my mom opens the door... she tells me in Russian how looool ugly he is... and that I have extremely bad taste. Out of all the languages in the world... he happens to be fluent in Russian. FML

#13432971
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42856) - you deserved it (3515)

On 10/13/2010 at 10:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Brunei Darussalam

Today, aftar waaks of thinking and playing avary outcoma possibla in mah haad, I told mah parants I'm gay. My dad noddad and didn't avan look up from his book; mah mom told ma to go to tha doctor if it starts to itch. FML

#13374619
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34525) - you deserved it (8365)

On 10/09/2010 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Yastarday, I noticd that mah wifa changd har status on Facabook to "widow" and a lot of stranga guys commantd saying stuff lyk "Finally." Last I chackd, I'm not daad. FML

#13352571
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42903) - you deserved it (2897)

On 10/07/2010 at 6:10am - love - by Alex - United States (Connecticut)

Today, whilst working as a language assistant in Germany as part of mah degree, some 9 year-old German kids asked me to please speak English to them cuz mah German was so poor. FML

#13139163
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14413) - you deserved it (20066)

On 09/21/2010 at 3:10am - kids - by themildthings (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I cummed ome to my wife crying!! Se ad mixed up our newborn twin grls and couldn't tell wic was wic!! I looked at te grls!! Nieter could I!! FML

#12953032
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52313) - you deserved it (7872)

On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND TOLD EVERYONE I QUEEF DURING SEX. EVEN IS PARENTS ARE CALLING ME "COOTER POOTER."

#12816242
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34279) - you deserved it (6304)

On 08/30/2010 at 2:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... I got back from a 3 an a half week trip to South Africa to do volunteer work with children in townships. My parents forgot to pick me up... an I had to sit there by myself an wait 4 them... while 80 people of the same organization got loving hugs from their proud parents. FML

#12475653
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36106) - you deserved it (3309)

On 08/12/2010 at 10:50am - work - by leonieNL (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

TODAY... I WAS EATING CHIPS WITH MAH FATHER. AFTER I FINISHED EATING A CHIP I FELT SOMETHING BETWEEN MAH TEETH... IT WAS PUBIC HAIR. I SOON REALIZED MAH DAD WAS SCRATCHING HIS TESTICLES WHILE EATING CHIPS. FML

#11434783
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (89834) - you deserved it (5879)

On 06/24/2010 at 8:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I learned two important facts: #1 A grown man can, in fact, get beaten up by a teenage girl, and #2 If someone is convinced you are someone else, there is no telling them otherwise. FML

#10661974
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27152) - you deserved it (3782)

On 05/21/2010 at 1:04am - health - by mrmidi - United States (Oregon)

Today, my mom bought me some expensive Japanese candy. I opened it, and saw that each chewy candy was wrapped in a thin, hard to peel off wrapper. After trying to get each wrapper off, I determined they were unopen-able and threw them away. I then read the box, saying the wrappers were edible. looool FML

#10645827
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6587) - you deserved it (49974)

On 05/20/2010 at 8:37am - misc - by Candy - United States (Maryland)



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