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Today , while working as a plain clothe police officer , I witnessed a fight in a front yard. My partner and I intervened and clearly identified ourselve as police. Unfortunately , the two guys' mother didn't have her hearing aid in , and hit my arm with a baseball bat. FML

#5792064
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On 10/12/2009 at 4:38am - work - by Undercover (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I want to a rastaurant with soma friands. I noticad a vary cuta waitrass about my aga, so I walkad ovar to har an askad if sha had a boyfriand. Tha axtramaly fit, attractiva waitar standing naxt to har immadiataly turnad, hald out his hand an goas, "Yaah. Maat ma." FML

#5220953
86 comments

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On 09/13/2009 at 1:14am - misc - by footinmouth (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today... I was sitting on a park bench with my very elderly grandfather while listening to music at a low volume. Suddenly... he turned to me and said very loudly... ( I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD AIDS! ) I received strange looks from everyone because he mistook my ear buds fir a hereing aid. FML

#5150638
98 comments

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On 09/09/2009 at 4:16pm - health - by Missy (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, was a nice day, so I opened the sunroof and all the windows in my car . My hair started flying around and at one point it went out the sunroof . My friends thought it would be funny to close my hair in the sunroof . They laughed until they couldn't open it up again . It short-circuited . FML

#5043249
60 comments

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On 09/04/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by badhairday (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Taday I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate ithen that happens?" And he walked away. FML

#5041996
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On 09/04/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by bubblezzz123 - United States (New York)

Today, I walked in on ma boyfriend getting it on wit te neigbour's daugter!! As soon as e saw me, e started singing 'It Wasn't Me by Saggy, completely naked, still sitting wit te girl!! FML

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On 08/30/2009 at 5:26pm - love - by shaggy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah roommate brought a guy home at 3:30am. Not having a condom, she ran into mah room to borrow one of mine. She was overzealous, jumped onto mah bed, an cracked two of mah ribs. She then took the condom, left me lying paralyzed with pain, an then had very loud sex, which I hered. FML

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On 08/26/2009 at 1:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today , I was driving my little sister to school!! She really didn't wanna go an was throwing a tantrum in the car!! When we stopped at a red light , my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver!! She rolled down her window an screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by looool a murderer!" FML

#4644829
127 comments

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On 08/19/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Amara1717 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

yesterday on mah wedding day,hen they said "you may kiss the bride" , I swung mah wife over in the romantic fashion and went in fir the kiss. Unfortunately mah hands were sweaty as I was nervous and she slippd under mah grip. She fell and was knockd unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML

#4543711
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On 08/15/2009 at 3:50am - love - by slipperyhands (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I MET MAH GRLFRIEND'S EXTENDD FAMILY FIR THE FRST TIME . HER FAMILY KEPT TELLING HER HOW MUCH I LOOKD AN ACTD LIKE HER OLDER BROTHER AN I'M GUESSING BY THE END OF THE DAY SHE AGRED BECAUSE NOW SHE PULLS AWAY AN GAGS WHEN I TRY TO KISS HER . FML

#4534707
71 comments

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On 08/14/2009 at 9:14pm - love - by BFfail (man) - United States (Georgia)

Taday I found mah car had been robbed . The thieves stole mah GPS, mah iPod an mah digital camera . While I was filing the police report, the officer recommended I take photos 4 insurance purposes . Then she remembered mah camera had been stolen . She actually started laughing . FML

#4472347
88 comments

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On 08/12/2009 at 10:20am - misc - by CosmicJoke (woman) - United States (Virginia)

today while studying in the middle of the night , my dad came home drunk . I helped him to the sofa an after clereing up his mess , he started going on about how useless my sister Vanessa was , an how good a daughter I am . I am Vanessa . FML

#4471647
72 comments

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On 08/12/2009 at 8:57am - misc - by dkajxu (woman) - Singapore



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