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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 April 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2708
  • Number of comments : 534
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

About ProhibitionRose : I'm a wife and mother of one (soon to be two) little boys. Love metal. Play WoW and other video games.

I'm sarcastic and smart-asses. Half of what comes out of my mouth is a joke. I'm offensive and brash with the mouth of a truck driving sailor (0.0). I blame being married to a former Marine for that. :D

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ProhibitionRose's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to find my cat has gone into heat. Her favorite thing to do right now is sticking her ass in my face and howling like a Nazgûl. FML

#19992743
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19641) - you deserved it (4026)

On 07/30/2012 at 2:05pm - animals - by soph511 (woman) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
585 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14188) - you deserved it (56159) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

#19289453
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21788) - you deserved it (11921)

On 03/16/2012 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, I was preparing dinner for my in-laws for the first time. Nervous, I accidentally spilled the pasta into the sink. With nothing else to prepare, I quickly scooped it all back out. No-one would have been any the wiser, if the kitchen sponge hadn't shown up in the middle of the meal. FML

#19147436
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10116) - you deserved it (34788) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/23/2012 at 5:01pm - misc - by Laviolette - France

Today, I was sitting at the mall food court, and wearing a "Blink If You Want Me" shirt. A guy walked by, saw my shirt, and made a point of holding a staring contest with me before moving on. FML

#19139101
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12113) - you deserved it (37999)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm - misc - by KittenNomNom - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML

#18704788
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31355) - you deserved it (5033)

On 01/04/2012 at 7:32am - intimacy - by thankzbabe (woman) - United States

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML

#18579511
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30028) - you deserved it (7664)

On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

#18355284
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32126) - you deserved it (15819)

On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my neighbours kicked my football back over the fence. They'd slashed it and taped a note to the remains that said, "Do it again and it'll be your face." Now I'm scared to play football in my own backyard. FML

#18350483
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26671) - you deserved it (3561)

On 11/25/2011 at 8:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML

#17642132
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27624) - you deserved it (3921)

On 09/02/2011 at 4:02am - health - by WoWWidow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
418 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31836) - you deserved it (28438)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML

#6435138
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28813) - you deserved it (2861)

On 11/24/2009 at 11:08am - love - by Yes (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was out with my friend. My six year old daughter was also with us. While we were walking through the parking lot, my daughter asked me in a very loud voice "Mommy, does a blow job taste bad?" FML

#360907
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73081) - you deserved it (16958)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:18pm - intimacy - by hala (woman) - United States (New York)



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