About Professor_Derp : Just a random artist whose life happens to be fucked up, down, and sideways.
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Professor_Derp's favorite FMLs
Today, while he was eating chicken, one of my friends asked me why I'm a vegetarian. I responded that I believe in animal rights and don't like the conditions the animals are forced to live in. He looked at me incredulously before explaining that "chickens aren't animals, they're birds." FML
by revan546 / 04/26/2013 at 9:23am / United States (New Hampshire) / Animals
by Anonymous / 04/23/2013 at 12:24pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a note to skip P.E. that my grandpa had written because my mom was busy. His handwriting is terrible, so they didn't believe that he'd written it. I'd twisted my ankle and I got to run another mile for "lying". FML
by anonymous / 04/23/2013 at 1:25am / United States / Miscellaneous
by LesbianHonest / 04/22/2013 at 3:52pm / Canada / Intimacy