About PrincessPesa :
Be silly. Be honest. Be kind.
-Ralph W. Emerson
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
I was never the girl next door.
Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known.
-Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters
This is my happening and it freaks me out!
-Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
I'm cute, like a velvet glove cast in iron.
I'm pretty friendly, so if you're down for a discourse hit me up.
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PrincessPesa's favorite FMLs
Today, my sister texted me, saying she was about to go into surgery. It's been a long time coming, and we've both been worried about what could happen. I texted "good luck" back. My phone autocorrected it to "goodbye" and I didn't even notice. FML
by Anonymous / 05/02/2013 at 12:49pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Wallz99 / 04/19/2013 at 2:00am / Pakistan (Azad Kashmir) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/02/2013 at 3:24am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML
by JimiHendrix / 02/28/2013 at 8:55pm / France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur) / Health
Today, I saw a lady who had fainted. I ran over to help, only to find out that she was unstable and had a knife in her hand. She was pointing it at me, and growled threateningly every time I tried to move away. It took the cops an hour to defuse the situation. FML
by thegirlofthedad / 01/29/2013 at 4:48am / India (Maharashtra) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at a café with my friends when an elderly man noticed my dimples. He came up to me, stroked them while whispering, "One in a million" then walked out. Now my friends do this to me constantly, even while driving home. I almost hit a tree. FML
by Dimples / 01/03/2013 at 6:35am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Yo Mr. White! ... BETCH! / 10/23/2012 at 6:47pm / United States (California) / Money
by thebeachisthatway / 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by leafscupwin / 10/16/2012 at 12:16am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Randolph / 10/14/2012 at 10:24pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
by Jake / 10/02/2012 at 7:52am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
Today, my husband revealed that he found me drunk and shoe-less in a shrub in our front garden last night, sending dirty texts to my new employee. I've recently had my meds switched and apparently can't drink now. My husband's pissed, my shoes are gone, and I can't look the new guy in the face. FML
by for_fs_sake / 09/21/2012 at 6:56am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/13/2012 at 1:30am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/22/2012 at 2:01am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by :$ / 08/06/2012 at 6:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice… 2Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML 3Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on…