About PrimeStarscream : Megatron can go leap off a bridge.
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PrimeStarscream's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 06/25/2016 at 5:02am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my workplace often leaves out "expired" food from the café that our department coincides with, as it is wasteful to throw away perfectly fine cuisine. I soon discovered that the inside of a seemingly normal looking cupcake was actually filled with mold when I took a large mouthful of it. FML
by XxmegaronixX / 06/25/2016 at 12:55am / United States (Wisconsin) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/24/2016 at 11:29pm / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
by no / 06/24/2016 at 10:31pm / United States (California) / Love
by ItsGoneForever / 06/24/2016 at 8:48pm / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Intimacy
by hellolaina / 06/24/2016 at 8:13pm / Australia / Intimacy
by not a shitty situation so fuck you / 06/24/2016 at 6:52pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my daughter posted a poem on Facebook about how her father and I abused her for years. It's a complete lie and an obvious attempt to impress her boyfriend, whom she thanked for "rescuing" her. I've received several hateful messages already, along with threats to report me to CPS. FML
by Anonymous / 06/24/2016 at 5:35pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
Today, my sister played a prank by pretending to break into my house. I ended up nailing her in the chest with my baseball bat. Now all of my family is bitching and wants me to pay the medical bills. FML
by BlueBaronBitch / 06/24/2016 at 10:59am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by L_M_AND_R_L / 06/24/2016 at 10:15am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that my brother buys audiobooks only to play them on "mute" so that he can tell everyone that he read them later and flaunt the proof. The rest of my family think he is a genius for reading War and Peace in two days and won't listen to me. FML
by Kiki / 06/23/2016 at 7:54pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
by anal-retentive / 06/23/2016 at 4:00pm / United States / Intimacy
by Malarky / 06/23/2016 at 3:10pm / United States / Love
Today, I was carrying my coffee from the kitchen to the coffee table and couch. Last week I had ACL surgery, so I'm on crutches. Unfortunately, I got the urge to sneeze on my walk to the couch. I didn't make it to the couch before I sneezed and spilled coffee everywhere. FML
by gimpy / 06/23/2016 at 11:00am / United States (Florida) / Health
by unemployedaussie / 06/23/2016 at 8:35am / Australia (Western Australia) / Work
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…