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PrimeStarscream

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PrimeStarscream

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 January 1980 (35 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 49122
  • Number of comments : 253
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About PrimeStarscream : Megatron can go leap off a bridge.

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Today, I pulled a piece of dental floss out of my ass. How it got there is one of life's great mysteries. FML

#21403757
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17599) - you deserved it (2257)

On 05/03/2015 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, our new boss banned coffee from the workplace, comparing caffeine to hard drugs. His comparison may not be wrong; after two hours, I couldn't take it any more, and in between fantasising about his cold-blooded murder, I begged to be allowed just one last cup. FML

#21403720
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17133) - you deserved it (2672)

On 05/03/2015 at 1:58am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Finland

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that me switching to "super" sized tampons does not mean I've been having sex with other men with bigger penises, and that my vagina hasn't been "stretched bigger". FML

#21403711
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17431) - you deserved it (1507)

On 05/03/2015 at 1:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, after resigning from my current job, I was let go from the new job I hadn't even started yet. FML

#21403566
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20732) - you deserved it (1897)

On 05/02/2015 at 8:08pm - work - by Jbheller (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML

#21403515
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19362) - you deserved it (3280)

On 05/02/2015 at 5:59pm - misc - by Upside-Down Sleeper. - United States (Maryland)

Today, I changed my toothbrush because the bristles were wearing down. My brother later asked me why I changed his toothbrush. Apparently we've been sharing the same one for the past several weeks. FML

#21403442
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20920) - you deserved it (2390)

On 05/02/2015 at 2:39pm - misc - by gross - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML

#21403387
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21034) - you deserved it (1470)

On 05/02/2015 at 12:54pm - misc - by Eternal Servitude - United States (California)

Today, I clogged the toilet in the one-man bathroom at the corner store, with a line of about 5 people waiting outside. FML

#21403375
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19980) - you deserved it (3061)

On 05/02/2015 at 12:36pm - misc - by imtheshit - Canada (Newfoundland)

Today, I realized I get more pleasure watching YouTube videos of people lighting their farts on fire than I do from making love to my husband. FML

#21403333
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18305) - you deserved it (4590)

On 05/02/2015 at 10:23am - intimacy - by wellfuck (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes. My mom's reaction was, I shit you not, to tell me to "walk it off". FML

#21403286
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21066) - you deserved it (1722)

On 05/02/2015 at 5:59am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I had to go to a boring, never-ending "sensitivity training" session, all because my douchebag coworker filed a complaint against me last week after I apologized for being tardy. Apparently I was insulting people with mental disorders. Or as she put it, "differently-abled" people. FML

#21403264
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21866) - you deserved it (2025)

On 05/02/2015 at 4:04am - work - by tumblrinas_at_work (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

#21403147
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24306) - you deserved it (2568)

On 05/01/2015 at 10:22pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML

#21403099
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24047) - you deserved it (1679)

On 05/01/2015 at 8:33pm - health - by I'm just sick, really - United States (Missouri)

Today, I failed a major exam. It wasn't because I didn't prepare for it, though. I failed because somebody sneezed during it and I said "bless you." Apparently, that's classed as cheating. FML

Today, my husband wants me to apologize for getting angry when his father told me I'm getting so fat that I look like a whale. I'm not fat, I'm just 8 months pregnant. FML

#21403055
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25700) - you deserved it (2285)

On 05/01/2015 at 6:57pm - misc - by wtf - United States (Indiana)



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