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Today, my fiancé and I had to attend a wedding. Problem is, I suffer from a severe form of social anxiety. Since I was getting too close to a panic attack, he suggested drinking some wine to help me stay calm, and it worked. Up until I got drunk and threw up in the middle of the restaurant. FML
by Anonymous / 09/27/2016 at 8:28am / Italy (Veneto) / Miscellaneous
by Yikes / 09/27/2016 at 12:34am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML
by awkward / 09/26/2016 at 5:31pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by toeloezz / 09/26/2016 at 2:02pm / Netherlands / Work
Today, I e-mailed an employer to ask about a job I had applied for earlier. The employer in question was on vacation. The person who replied had the position which I had applied for mentioned in their signature. FML
by Farah / 09/26/2016 at 10:42am / Bangladesh / Work
by nicetoknow / 09/26/2016 at 8:57am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, it's my last day at my job because I'm moving to another city. My boss handed me a card and chocolates. The same boss that didn't sign the card because, "Even though you're a great employee, I probably won't remember your name in a fortnight." I've been there three years. FML
by Bawsack / 09/26/2016 at 6:10am / United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of) / Work
by Fat and Embarrassed / 09/25/2016 at 10:09pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, my brat of a coworker tried to convince our boss that I should get paid half of what I'm making because I broke my right arm. I'm left handed, broke it on the job, and still doing a better job than her. She makes double what I do. FML
by BossesLittleBrat / 09/25/2016 at 8:47am / United States (North Dakota) / Work
Today, I went downstairs completely naked to get water, completely forgetting that my daughter had a sleepover and they were in the living room. The ice dispenser woke some of them up, including my daughter. FML
by Anonymous / 09/25/2016 at 7:22am / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/25/2016 at 12:27am / United States (Arkansas) / Animals
Today, I was talking with a very attractive co-worker outside when a moth flew into my ear. I started screaming and hitting my ear because it was stuck and alive in my ear. I spent the rest of the day at the ER. I'm forever known as the moth lady. FML
by Anonymous / 09/25/2016 at 12:13am / United States (Texas) / Work
by anonymous / 09/24/2016 at 9:10am / United States (Washington) / Work
by b.fritz / 09/24/2016 at 6:02am / United States (Missouri) / Love
by NoJob / 09/24/2016 at 2:41am / United Kingdom (Redcar and Cleveland) / Work