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Pretty_Pink_Lady

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  • Number of visits : 1704
  • Number of comments : 282
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Pretty_Pink_Lady : I've been lurking around FML for quite some time. I miss all of the old regular commenters. Sometimes I'm feeling sarcastic, others times, I'm not. As a side note, Pink Ladies are my favorite type of apple, hence my username.

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Pretty_Pink_Lady's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at the gym when I noticed a girl I like working out on the elliptical. I went to go say hi, but chickened out and went to run on the treadmill in front of her instead. I was so nervous that I tripped and the machine threw me headfirst into her machine. FML

by ZeroLuck / 08/15/2013 at 10:32pm / United States (Florida) / Love

Today, my fiancé confronted me about our wedding arrangements. Apparently, if he's not allowed to wear a duct-tape tuxedo and have a Jesus impersonator as his best man, the wedding is off. FML

Today, after more than six years of working my ass off, I finally summoned the courage to ask my boss for a raise. She just chuckled, "I'm gonna need you to eat a dick, John." and stared at me unblinking until I awkwardly left. FML

by no new apartment for me / 07/18/2013 at 3:53pm / United States (Maryland) / Work

Today, I had to pull one of those toy stretchy hands out of my dog's butthole. It slapped me in the face when I finally got it out. FML

by anonymous / 07/17/2013 at 12:48am / United States (Texas) / Animals

Today, it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnomes in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras, which I thought had deterred the idiot, until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnomes on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. FML

by ilivealoneandwhatthefuck / 06/23/2013 at 1:02pm / Guam / Miscellaneous

Today, my wife of four years revealed to me that she once had sex with six men at once back in college. Apparently she still fantasizes about it when we have sex. FML

by supapimpin / 09/25/2012 at 11:09am / United States / Intimacy