About Pretty_Pink_Lady : I've been lurking around FML for quite some time. I miss all of the old regular commenters. Sometimes I'm feeling sarcastic, others times, I'm not. As a side note, Pink Ladies are my favorite type of apple, hence my username.
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Today, I was at the gym when I noticed a girl I like working out on the elliptical. I went to go say hi, but chickened out and went to run on the treadmill in front of her instead. I was so nervous that I tripped and the machine threw me headfirst into her machine. FML
by ZeroLuck / 08/15/2013 at 10:32pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by Carebeareatu / 07/21/2013 at 9:26am / United States / Love
Today, after more than six years of working my ass off, I finally summoned the courage to ask my boss for a raise. She just chuckled, "I'm gonna need you to eat a dick, John." and stared at me unblinking until I awkwardly left. FML
by no new apartment for me / 07/18/2013 at 3:53pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
by anonymous / 07/17/2013 at 12:48am / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnomes in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras, which I thought had deterred the idiot, until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnomes on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. FML
by ilivealoneandwhatthefuck / 06/23/2013 at 1:02pm / Guam / Miscellaneous
by supapimpin / 09/25/2012 at 11:09am / United States / Intimacy
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