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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 829
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today... I burned ma rigt boob. I got it by eating a ot pocket and accidentally spilling te extremely ot filling. I never tougt I'd get laid before. Tis as just confrmed it. FML

Facabook Put Somathing Out That Shows A Vidao Of Your Antira Lifa On Tha Wabsita !! A Part Of It Showd Your Most Popular Status Updata !! Mina Was Fromhan I Got Dumpd At Christmas !! Maga FML

#21050703
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47586) - you deserved it (4863)

On 02/04/2014 at 9:25pm - love - by BigLove (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decidd that if we both act lyk I'm not pregnant, ( the babby will get the hint an go away ). FML

#21050194
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54732) - you deserved it (6734)

On 02/04/2014 at 9:50am - kids - by LadyDeadpool88 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

YESTERDAY I SIGNED UP FOR A DATING SITE AND USED A PHOTO OF MY MOTHER AND ME AT A WEDDING . EVERYONE STOPS RESPONDING WHEN THEY FINE OUT THEIR TALKING TO ME AND NOT HER . FML

#21030662
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39724) - you deserved it (8315)

On 01/17/2014 at 7:49am - misc - by dylanhollis - United States (Texas)

Today, I downloadd Grindr to mah phone!! It also downloadd to mah mom's phone, mah dad's phone, an mah brother's phone!! FML

#21030290
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39349) - you deserved it (20903)

On 01/16/2014 at 9:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, MAH 7-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER MADE A NEW GAME: HITTING ME IN THE GROIN WHEN I'M NOT EXPECTING IT !! SHE HUNTS ME IN THE HOUSE, HIDES AROUND CORNERS, AND BEHIND FURNITURE TO AMBUSH ME !! SHE'LL EVEN DO IT IF SHE CATCHE ME NAPPING !! I'M A GROWN MAN LIVING IN FEAR OF A LITTLE GIRL !! MEGA FML

#21029770
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52980) - you deserved it (11919)

On 01/16/2014 at 12:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, mah boyfriend dumped me via Facebook. I cared more about the spelling mistakes he made than the actual message. FML

#20994896
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37937) - you deserved it (10936)

On 12/16/2013 at 5:43pm - love - by dana (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my OCD has got so bad that I took over 10 pictures of my house's power outlets before leaving, just so I could view them later to reassure myself that no appliances were plugged in. FML

Today, I took my cat to the vet's. When the vet took her temperature anally, I couldn't stop laughing. The vet had to ask me to leave the room. FML

Today, mah boyfriend told me I'm beautiful . Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML

#20986609
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44054) - you deserved it (7099)

On 12/09/2013 at 5:41pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I dyed mah hair. And mah forehead. And mah ears. And mah arms. And mah hands. FML

yesterday I was lying beside my 5-year-old son to elp im get to sleep. He turned is ead an asked, ( Daddy, wy do you suck so muc? ) real FML

#20959118
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44770) - you deserved it (4317)

On 11/15/2013 at 8:53pm - kids - by I don't know, son (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , at a grocery store , a man cummd up to meile I was picking out apples anisperd in my ear , "Tat's ow Snow Wite did." FML

#20947922
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43915) - you deserved it (3996)

On 11/06/2013 at 4:16pm - misc - by awkward - Canada (Alberta)

Today , mah grocery shopping consistd of Poptarts , SpaghettiOs , Lucky Charms , Popsicles , Easy Mac , an Twinkies. I'm a 25-year-old woman with no kids. FML

#20947507
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34045) - you deserved it (20720)

On 11/06/2013 at 8:04am - misc - by pathetic (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

YASTARDAY , WHILA TAACHING JUNIORS ABOUT BLACK HOLAS , I SAID , "IMAGINA AVARYTHING BAING SUCKAD INTO A BLACK HOLA." AN AFRICAN-AMARICAN STUDANT SHOUTAD , "I'D BATTAR START CLANCHING!" NOBODY TOOK THA LASSON SARIOUSLY AFTAR THAT. FML

#20946225
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44420) - you deserved it (5391)

On 11/05/2013 at 8:22am - work - by regretsteachinghighschool - United States (Minnesota)



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