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Today, I got the same feeling in my chest when I orgasmed as when I hit a hard section in Guitar Hero. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42876) - you deserved it (8654)

On 06/24/2014 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by massachusettsan (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70947) - you deserved it (35995)

On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)



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