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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Monday 9 July 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3801
  • Number of comments : 162
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About PredyJessica : I Should write something here!No I must write something here!But I won't ;0

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TODAY , BOYFRIEND FOUND OUT I HAVE OCD. WHEN I TOUCH SOMETHING WITH ONE HAND I HAVE TO TOUCH IT WITH THE OTHER OR I FREAK. AFTER I BRUSHED HIS FACE WITH THE BACK OF HAND HE TACKLED ME TO THE FLOOR , HELD ME DOWN , AN LAUGHED AT ME WHILE I PANICKED AN TRIED TO TOUCH HIM WITH OTHER HAND. FML

#13351667
422 comments

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On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

TODAY , I WAS DRIVING THROUGH NEIGHBORHOOD WHEN I HERED A SREN . I LOOKED INTO REAR VIEW MRROR AN SAW A MOTORCYCLE , SO I PULLED OVER . THE MOTORCYCLE DROVE BY , AN IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN OLD LADY WITH A LEATHER JACKET . THE SREN WAS IN A SONG ON THE RADIO . FML

#13163125
24 comments

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On 09/22/2010 at 10:29pm - misc - by joshualover (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today I was lying in bd throwing a football in the air and catching it. I missd a catch and the ball hit me between the legs. I shovd my hands down my pants because it hurt just as my step-dad walkd into the room and saw me holding my crotch and moaning. FML

#7548356
155 comments

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On 01/24/2010 at 5:24pm - misc - by Blah (man) - United States

TODAY,HILE SHOWERING I SLIPPD AN FELL, TAKING DOWN THE SHOWER CURTAIN AN SMASHING MAH HEAD AGAINST THE FLOOR, RESULTING IN A CONCUSSION. MY FAMILY CUMMD RUNNING BECAUSE OF THE NOISE AN I LAY NAKD, BLEEDING AN CONCUSSD FIR FEW MINUTES BEFORE THEY COULD STOP LAUGHING ENOUGH TO GET ME HELP. FML

#4548386
76 comments

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On 08/15/2009 at 12:58pm - misc - by iltdtsm - Canada (Nova Scotia)

today while biking home from work, a 12 mile trip, I looool was speeding down a long hill an mah jean pant leg got caught in the chain. It ripped, an then the rest of mah pant leg ripped off. I had to bike 10 more miles half naked along the highway. FML

#4486771
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37201) - you deserved it (5605)

On 08/12/2009 at 10:01pm - misc - by OMGWTF (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday, while teaching swim lessons, a boy was holding a noodle an claimed it was his fishing rod. Trying to be fun, I grabbed on an told him to "reel" me in. He then yells out 'YAY, I caught a whale!'. FML

Today, while shopping in the Fml store I bought the ( Retro Sport Tee, ) I didn't notice you r supposed to putted your own ( FML ) on the shrt . Mine says ( Today, Your Text Here . FML . ) FML

#2459150
201 comments

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On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriendho I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around lyk they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old childho was running past and knocked him out. FML

#1815413
176 comments

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On 05/10/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by airport (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I poured myself some punch into a mug I have sitting on a shelf at my studio. Upon tipping it upside down to swallow the last few delicious drops , I see a cluster of mouse droppings stuck to the bottom. FML

Today, my roommate and I were walking to a bar and a group of guys shouted out at us "Hey, it's lyk we're on Animal Planet, I see a zebra and a gorilla." My roommate was wearing a zebra print shrt . big fat FML

#1773793
108 comments

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On 05/09/2009 at 9:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I Almost Drowned In The Ocean After Being Sucked Into A Rip Current . When I Finally Managed To Make It Back To Shore Breathless From All The Energy It Took To Get Back, I Looked Down And My Swimming Trunks Were Gone . I Was Crawling On The Ground Naked In Front Of A Hundred People . Mega FML

Today , I finished a drawing that I spent over 14 hours working on for my mom for Mother's Day. I took it outside to seal it with fixative. I took looool of the clear lid , shook the can , then sprayed red spray paint all over my art. FML

#1770130
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50403) - you deserved it (22592)

On 05/09/2009 at 2:19am - misc - by Mandy - United States (California)

TODAY, I WAS SERVING A FAMILY AT THE RESTAURANTHERE I WORK. WHEN I WENT TO ASK THE LITTLE GIRLHAT SHE WANTED, I WAS TONGUE-TIED AND GOT "CUTIE" AND "HUN" MIXED UP AND ENDED UP ASKING, "WHAT CAN I GET 4 YOU, CUNTIE?" FML

#1751488
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78843) - you deserved it (24272)

On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was walking to class with my roommate. She didn't notice the car coming up behind her cuz her headphone were in. As I pulled her out of the way, she thought I was goofing around and shoved me back... in front of the car. I got hit and rolled off the hood. FML

#1719560
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (115959) - you deserved it (5669)

On 05/07/2009 at 3:11pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Italy (Toscana)



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