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  • Town/Country : Winnipeg, Canada
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 November 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 391
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information, but instead stood there saying, "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there." FML

#20176033
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I agree, your life sucks (24131) - you deserved it (1668)

On 11/24/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by Read The Fine Print - United States (California)

Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML

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On 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by nekkidness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35883) - you deserved it (7774)

On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States



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