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Potatobacon
  • Town/Country : Swag, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 171
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I found out that when you flush an animal clear of blood for research, there is a nerve inside the heart, which when you strike it right, electrical signals cause the animal to writhe as if alive. Now, my boss knows about my fear of zombies, and I'm now terrified of half my job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34825) - you deserved it (4315)

On 11/10/2013 at 8:52pm - work - by kittkatt1 - United States (Michigan)

Today, a group of guys came into my restaurant, dressed up in some kind of role-playing game clothing. Apparently I pronounced one of their fake elf names wrong, because the guy complained to my manager, who then bitched me out in front of everyone for upsetting the customers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40573) - you deserved it (4067)

On 05/25/2013 at 6:13pm - work - by leela (woman) - United States

Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up and offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me and took it for himself. The woman and I pointed out my cast and crutches, and asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50423) - you deserved it (2686)

On 05/25/2013 at 12:14pm - misc - by a hex upon your anus, sir (woman) - United Kingdom



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