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  • Number of visits : 177
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Potato_Muffin : I'm a potato muffin. Rawr. Fear me.

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Today, in revenge for being grounded for bullying a kid at school, my eight-year-old son flung a handful of Lego in my path as I walked barefoot into the kitchen. I'm still in pain. 5ML

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I agree, your life sucks (43210) - you deserved it (8488)

On 01/24/2014 at 6:10pm - kids - by limping (man) - Canada

Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in my sleep. FML

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On 01/07/2014 at 4:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got my dad to fill in a questionnaire my teacher handed out on Friday. One question said "I would like to see my son/daughter ______." My dad wrote in the blank: "less often." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47668) - you deserved it (4129)

On 11/17/2013 at 3:27pm - kids - by :( (woman) - United States (Texas)



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