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PotatoPal

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 486
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About PotatoPal : Potato is my name, and doing nothing is my game.

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Visits<b>Mii99</b> - the 08/28/2014 at 7:31pm<b>MinionMadness</b> - the 08/22/2014 at 10:57pm<b>zdane</b> - the 08/18/2014 at 8:57am<b>Raleaf</b> - the 08/17/2014 at 6:54am<b>Mons</b> - the 08/15/2014 at 9:06am<b>mentallizzard</b> - the 08/12/2014 at 2:34am<b>SaintVeronika</b> - the 08/08/2014 at 12:34am<b>3051628</b> - the 08/06/2014 at 12:22pm<b>BlockOfRice</b> - the 08/04/2014 at 10:56pm<b>Drake_The_Dragon</b> - the 08/04/2014 at 12:13pm<b>Hildy93</b> - the 08/04/2014 at 1:52am<b>10seconddump</b> - the 08/01/2014 at 3:12pm<b>TitaniumTade</b> - the 08/01/2014 at 1:23am<b>vividpictures</b> - the 07/28/2014 at 2:39am<b>YepThatsMeee</b> - the 07/27/2014 at 1:13am<b>Advising</b> - the 07/23/2014 at 2:35pm<b>kayse</b> - the 07/20/2014 at 7:07pm<b>HylianTwilight</b> - the 07/14/2014 at 1:53pm

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PotatoPal's favorite FMLs

Today, a customer threatened to smash my face in because I wouldn't give him a veteran's discount on a donut. He looked like he'd eaten his way out of fat camp, and it seemed the only action he'd seen was fighting his way into a lard factory. Still, he swung fast, and I now have a black eye. FML

by Anonymous / 07/24/2014 at 5:23pm / United States (Virginia) / Work

Today, I overheard my boyfriend saying to his friends, "I never knew what real contraception was until I saw Laura's face." I'm Laura. FML

by I don't condome that, babe / 07/24/2014 at 4:51pm / United States (Florida) / Love

Today, my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now thinks it's hilarious to flinch in public when I get near her, and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML

by Anonymous / 06/29/2014 at 1:26pm / United States (Nevada) / Love

Today, my sweet 7-month-old puppy ran up to a big fat dog at the park and did what she always does: roll over on her back to start to play. The big fat dog lifted his leg and peed all over my puppy's belly. After the shock, my soaking wet puppy jumped on me. FML

by Pisser / 06/26/2014 at 12:57am / United States (Oregon) / Animals

Today, my boyfriend informed me of how I had really hurt his feelings. Apparently, not wanting to be sent a photo of his poop is hurtful. FML

by Anonymous / 06/25/2014 at 7:38pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Love

Today, I woke up screaming like a little bitch. I'd been having a bizarre dream where I was having sex with Homer Simpson, when he suddenly had a heart attack and fell on me, crushing me to death. I think my brain needs a douching. FML

by Anonymous / 06/11/2014 at 6:20pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy

Today, I was playing some soccer with my buddies, when a kid came over, yelled "CUP CHECK!" and nailed me in the nuts then ran away laughing. Millions of my unborn children died in agony. All his fatass mom did was chuckle nervously and pat her satan-spawn on the head. FML

by wish his dad had worn one / 06/07/2014 at 5:16pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

by I_Am_The_Edge / 06/11/2009 at 12:06pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I finally reunited with a lot of old friends from school. It was great to see everyone grown up and hear the stories. At the end we decided to have a group photo for old times sake. They asked me to take the picture. FML

by p00p_m0nsta / 02/09/2009 at 7:43pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous