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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 January 1992 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 199
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML

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160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35791) - you deserved it (8724)

On 02/09/2013 at 12:13am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got screamed at, threatened, cursed, and spat on by an elderly couple for "running them off the road". I was driving an ambulance, lights and sirens on, with a 4 year old in the back who couldn't breathe. They were going 20 in a 50mph zone for 2 miles straight. FML

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312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52160) - you deserved it (2466)

On 12/18/2011 at 2:44am - work - by Sedici - United States



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