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About PotatoBlankey39 : I'm going to school for Music Education! Yay!! Reading FML's make the stress levels of college more tolerable ha ha.

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Today, I was looking through some old family pictures for a scrapbook I'm making. I found images of my dad passed out in his underwear, my great-grandpa having a drunken bath, and an unidentified moustachioed man sitting on the toilet, giving the photographer the finger. FML


Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML


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Today, my mom was driving me somewhere. As we were driving she got mad at a motorcycle driver telling to "get the fuck off the road." In response, the driver decided to spit into my open window. His spit landed on my face. FML


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