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  • Number of visits : 380
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About PostItSticker : Hey, this is my profile. If you want to get to know me, message me! Careful though, I'm unpredictable. I'm part grammar/spelling nazi, then again I still have a few mistakes(dont worry I'll become better (; ).
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Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

#20111886
520 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75585) - you deserved it (8824)

On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
588 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14249) - you deserved it (56277) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, the only person to wish me a happy birthday was a survey website. I took their stupid survey out of appreciation. FML

#19391757
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20916) - you deserved it (2019)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

#19391692
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24827) - you deserved it (2941)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML

#19360532
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6406) - you deserved it (52435)

On 03/27/2012 at 10:38pm - misc - by Brittany (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, it's my twenty first birthday. My biggest birthday surprise was discovering that I'm alcohol intolerant, by vomiting my first beer all over my boyfriend's mother. FML

#19359815
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23176) - you deserved it (4138)

On 03/27/2012 at 9:08pm - health - by Anna - United States

Today, I slipped in a pile of vomit someone left for me on the train platform on the way to work, spraying puke all over both of my legs. It's only 6:30am. It's going to be a long day. FML

Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML

#19358358
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6843) - you deserved it (38131)

On 03/27/2012 at 5:29pm - love - by LoveBytes - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was not yet wearing my bouncer uniform when a fight broke out at a club. I intervened, only to have the cops who showed up tase me because they thought I was part of it. FML

#19353440
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23460) - you deserved it (4196)

On 03/26/2012 at 8:17pm - work - by ramis182 - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML

#19348110
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31213) - you deserved it (3690)

On 03/25/2012 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by user210 (woman) - United States

Today, I discovered that it is possible for bugs to lay eggs in your ears. FML

#19348017
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28446) - you deserved it (2720)

On 03/25/2012 at 10:53pm - health - by John (man) - Saint Lucia

Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

#19343662
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40507) - you deserved it (12453)

On 03/25/2012 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I asked my mom if she could buy me some anti-nausea medicine. She said, "You just have a stomach ache. It's not like you're throwing up." As she said it, I threw up everything but my childhood memories. She still wouldn't get any medicine. FML

Today, I found out why teenage boys have "Keep out" and "Please knock" signs on their bedroom doors. FML

#19305643
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10306) - you deserved it (47034)

On 03/19/2012 at 1:49am - intimacy - by ari - United States

Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML

#19301849
359 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11296) - you deserved it (56096)

On 03/18/2012 at 4:46pm - misc - by waitwhat (man) - United Kingdom (Bournemouth)



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