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Pordexel

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 July 1998 (17 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 450
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Pordexel : Don't ask me how what my name means. You will be shot. I like video games, webcomics, bowling, even though I am terrible at it.

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Pordexel's favorite FMLs

Today, I caught my roommate pouring back his leftover milk from his cereal back into the jug to "save money." FML

Today, while filling out paperwork at the dermatologist, it asked what color I would use to describe my skin tone. When the nurse saw I chose fair, she mumbled "Ghost is more like it." I have a severe sun allergy. FML

by Ghostly / 07/21/2013 at 11:03am / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

Today, my co-worker thought it would be funny to tell her husband that she cheated on him with me. I'm scared to death and I don't dare to go out by myself. FML

by unluckydude / 06/29/2013 at 6:19pm / Colombia (Boyaca) / Transportation

Today, I was diagnosed with strep throat. My mom wasted no time accusing me of whoring around and claiming that most people get strep from performing oral sex. FML

by Anonymous / 06/27/2013 at 12:58pm / Finland (Western Finland) / Health

Today, my wife made me moist cat food burgers as a prank. I didnt have the heart to tell her that they tasted better than the ones she usually makes. FML

by kittybad / 06/23/2013 at 1:05am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that my creepy neighbor paid a guy to install a camera in my bathroom. It's been there for three months. The guy he paid? My brother. FML

by part time all the time / 06/23/2013 at 12:37am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I started playing softball again in a league after not playing for about 5 years. My very first time at the bat I whacked a foul ball into the parking lot and hit my own car. FML

by Dingbat / 06/13/2013 at 7:59pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I babysat a five year old girl. She ran up to me, threw her arms around my waist and said, "YUMMY! I'm going to eat you!" with her face in my crotch. I said sarcastically under my breath, "Finally, some action!" I turned around to find her dad staring at me, having heard. He's my cousin. FML

by tryena / 02/28/2009 at 5:59am / United States (Idaho) / Kids