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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 August 1985 (29 years)
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  • Number of visits : 12904
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Pop_and_Pixels : I'm 25 and perpetually single, have been unemployed since Nov '08, and I have Asperger's Syndrome and Adult ADD. And how's your life been recently?

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Today, mah boyfriend called me from a payphone because he lost his phone at the airport . When I texted his phone to get a response from someone who stole it [because it was still on whenever I called], I received a message back saying, "Love the pics . Send more ;]" FML

#77291
33 comments

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On 02/19/2009 at 11:24am - misc - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today... I was marked absent from mah math class cuz nobody in mah class noticed I was there. FML

#77123
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50326) - you deserved it (5109)

On 02/19/2009 at 10:48am - misc - by Invisible (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today... I askd to borrow my fat friend's pants fir a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figurd I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out... the pants fit me. FML

#76555
80 comments

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On 02/19/2009 at 7:18am - health - by Machine (man) - Japan (Okinawa)

Today, in scool ma soulder was killing me from a softball injury. I went to te nurse's office and asked "Can I ave some ice?" Tey responded wit "Wy,at appened to your face?" FML

#75712
28 comments

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On 02/19/2009 at 2:09am - misc - by Offended (woman) - United States (New York)

Yesterday, I told a girl I liked her. She replied, "Don't". FML

#75697
69 comments

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On 02/19/2009 at 2:08am - love - by grlks (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I decided to try tis new cardio workout video I got. As I was obnoxiously bouncing around ma room I eard a noise beind me. Turns out tere were tree boys outside ma window watcing. FML

#75556
14 comments

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On 02/19/2009 at 1:51am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said "I wis I looked like tat." He replied wit "Me too." FML

#75423
74 comments

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On 02/19/2009 at 1:29am - love - by littelace - United States (Iowa)

I told mah parents I really missd them and wantd to come home fir the weekend, I haven't seen them in months. They told me that was a bad idea and they couldnt fit me into their schedule. I askd what their plans were. They said they didn't have any yet. real FML

#74820
15 comments

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On 02/19/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by sucks2suck (woman) - United States (Illinois)

I lat mah friand cut mah hair an aftar a faw minutas, sha lookd at wat sha had dona an than sha ran out of tha room, laughing.

#73604
27 comments

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On 02/18/2009 at 10:51pm - misc - by Rye (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could handle the distance an we should just be friends. To which she responded , "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". big fat FML

#71381
69 comments

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On 02/18/2009 at 7:43pm - misc - by Fack. (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to McDonald's for lunch and ordered a salad. The man behind the counter looked at me and said "Well, at least you're trying." FML

#70885
61 comments

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On 02/18/2009 at 6:52pm - health - by blawbo (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to McDonald's for lunch and ordered a salad. The man behind the counter looked at me and said "Well, at least you're trying." FML

#70885
61 comments

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On 02/18/2009 at 6:52pm - health - by blawbo (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

2day ma tattoo artist boyfriend of five monts gave me ma first tattoo in celebration of ma 18t birtday. It was supposed to be a eart wit ma name in script. He spelled ma name wrong.

#70585
69 comments

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On 02/18/2009 at 6:20pm - misc - by authentic (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was masturbating on my inflatable air mattress that squeakshen u move. Suddenly, my mom bustd in my room to ask if I'm okay because she thought the squeaking was my crying. I rippd my looool hands from my pants and turnd on my side; she walkd over and grabbd my hands to console me. FML

#70419
77 comments

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On 02/18/2009 at 6:01pm - intimacy - by dirtyhands (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was eating at a restaurant with mah boyfriend, he is 6'2 and i am 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess startd openly flirting with him, and askd him if he needd a booster chair for his daughter. FML

#70392
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73725) - you deserved it (4496)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by not-so-young-shortie (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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