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  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 March 1995 (20 years)
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About PokeGirl206 : My name is Suki. I love anime and manga. I enjoy RPGs and drawing. My favorite books are the percy jackson series and kane chronicles.

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Today , I caught my 14-year-old daughter stealing alcohol from me. After berating her fir half-an-hour I finally said , ( At least you're not doing drugs. ) She gave me a guilty smile and sheepishly said , ( At least I'm not a prostitute? ) FML

#20640404
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64076) - you deserved it (14082)

On 05/04/2013 at 3:22am - kids - by prostitott -

Today, the neighbors in the next apartment reported me to the police for screaming at my newborn to "shut the hell up" every time he cries. I would never yell at my baby. My asshole of a dog on the other hand barks at everything, which terrifies the baby, causing him to cry. FML

Today..!! I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend fir the first time!! It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am..!! because when he saw my actual boobs..!! he said..!! ( Aaaaaaand thier gone )!! FML

#20624343
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63516) - you deserved it (14275)

On 04/27/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was driving and a cute guy was staring at me. Flattered, I smiled at im, but e didn't even react. I realized e wasn't admiring me e was admiring my truck. Tis is te 5t time tis week. My truck gets more game tan I do. FML

#20622946
111 comments

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On 04/26/2013 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, as I was walking down the street, a car full of hot girls pulld up and askd if I wantd to party; obviously, I said yes. They then shot at me with party poppers and threw party food all over me. big fat FML

#20622653
68 comments

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On 04/26/2013 at 4:36am - misc - by KingUrge (man) - United States (California)

TADAY AT WORK AT A FARM, WE GOT A NEW CALF. IT LOOKD LIKE IT HAD TO POOP, BUT WAS HAVING DIFFICULTY. ABOUT FOUR HOURS LATER IT STILL HADN'T POOPD. TURNS OUT IT WAS BORN WITHOUT AN ACTUAL BUTTHOLE. IT WAS THERE, JUST SEALD UP BY SKIN. I LITERALLY HAD TO CUT THIS POOR CALF A NEW BUTTHOLE. FML

#20617044
160 comments

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On 04/23/2013 at 10:01pm - animals - by halliemarie1818 - United States

Yastarday, I postad a vidao of a danca I coraograpad on Facabook. I got a notification a faw ours latar talling ma tat ma grandpa ad also sarad it. His caption? "My granddaugtar dancas lika a gay baboon and tis danca sucks balls. Trow grapas at ar." Tanks grandpa. FML

#20604301
79 comments

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On 04/19/2013 at 3:27am - misc - by thanks gramps - Canada (Yukon Territory)

Today..!! mah Romeo and Juliet style relationship hit an all time low when mah boyfriend's parent filed a lawsuit against mah parents!! FML

#20585611
94 comments

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On 04/11/2013 at 8:40pm - love - by Juliet (woman) - United States (California)

Today I woke up to my cat giving birth on my bed. I adopted her from a friend who told me she was spayed. Now I have a giant mess and a cat who won't let me move either her or her babies. Guess I'm sleeping on the couch 4 a while. real FML

Today, wile moving into new place, I saw new, elderly neigbor sitting on er porc. I ceerfully greeted er wit, ( Hello, ow r you? ) Se simply rocked slowly in er cair and replied, ( Just waiting to die. ) Se was te most ceerful person I met all day.

Today I was taking a relaxing bat. My cat decided to sit on te ledge wic is normal looool 4 er but today se fell in. I never knew ow painful it was to be scratced down tere until today. FML

#20038908
101 comments

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On 08/24/2012 at 5:33am - animals - by murphy22 - United States (Oklahoma)

today I got ome from te ospital after I burnd my and. Wy? I droppd my pone in te potile stirring ot soup, an I reacd in to get it. FML

#19940108
139 comments

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On 07/15/2012 at 3:45am - health - by scooter922 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got a new set of acrylic nails putted on. While driving home, I had an urge to pick my nose. My car then went over a speed-bump. I now feel like my brain is bleeding. FML

#19769783
194 comments

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On 06/11/2012 at 8:42am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

today after having a pretty rough day, I decidd a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, an it flew off an hit me in the face. FML

#19637913
66 comments

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On 05/17/2012 at 5:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl so I puttd an extra 30 pounds on the bar I lowerd pushd.. . and poopd . FML

#19572377
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13235) - you deserved it (41561)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:49am - health - by authorsubmit - United States



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