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PocketDial

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 July 2000 (15 years)
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  • Number of visits : 201
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About PocketDial : I'm Emily and I like MLP, Dan Vs, LOZ, and a ton of other stuff. Also drawing, and osu! Uh message if you like

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Today, I went back to work after a vacation, only to find out I'll soon be forced to dress up as one of the princesses from Frozen to promote our store. FML

#21221108
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42145) - you deserved it (6181)

On 07/26/2014 at 12:29pm - work - by PrincessPromotion (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my neighbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML

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87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40518) - you deserved it (6146)

On 07/11/2014 at 4:34pm - health - by soundslikeadumbcommentersituation (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, me and my friend decided to spy on my crush. He lives across the street, so we climbed on the roof of my house and watched him with binoculars. He was working out, and after 5 minutes he started writing something. He put a piece of paper against the window and it said, 'Stop watching me.' FML

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228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15086) - you deserved it (136326)

On 03/27/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Creep (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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