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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 March 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 894
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About PlutoSA : I'm a music enthusiast with a taste for reading, gaming, chatting and buds.

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Today, before I went to bed, I watched a terrifying movie with zombies. I woke up with a headache, a bloody nose, and my mom standing over me frantically asking me what was wrong. Apparently I had been "fighting the zombies off" in my sleep and had been punching myself in the face. FML


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