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PlutoFlash
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 46
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About PlutoFlash : Hi there! I'm just a normal (ish) teenager like most of you peeps. I play percussion at my schools band, and I'm happily living life! That is all..

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Today, my cousin started sending sarcastic love messages to me. I replied, with even cheesier lines. Then she rang me saying she was so glad I felt the same way. Turns out she wasn't being sarcastic. FML

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167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46338) - you deserved it (7570)

On 12/13/2013 at 10:10am - love - by wth? - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML

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148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54835) - you deserved it (2251)

On 11/17/2013 at 12:46pm - misc - by failed brood mare (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text message saying "It's over!". I sent him maybe a thousand texts saying "Why?", "What do you mean?!" After an hour of crying and whatnot, I realized he had driver's education today and that he was saying the class was over. FML

#20959504
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28317) - you deserved it (42857)

On 11/16/2013 at 5:06am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after a great night of sexual pleasure, I ran to answer the door. The angry woman standing there introduced herself. ''Hi, I'm your neighbor. My seven year old son's bedroom is just next to yours and when you scream at night he gets scared. Do you think you could keep it down?'' FML

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182 comments

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On 08/02/2009 at 11:12am - intimacy - by kmb04 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

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On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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