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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 May 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 17227
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 8 posted

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1. The use of more words than are required to express an idea; redundancy.
2. A superfluous word or phrase.

You're seeing this profile with your own eyes.

I enjoy reading the FMLs on this site, and especially the comments, which I see as an elaboration, an improvisation on the original post that allows me to get a greater laugh out of the posts.
So I enjoy commenting in the hopes that someone, somewhere found them funny and managed to get a little something more out of the post as I do.

I like all people that put effort into good quality comments, whether funny or enlightening.

I speak french and play the guitar: My muscial influences are Jason Becker and Marty Friedman.

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Pleonasm's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30141) - you deserved it (547395)

On 08/06/2009 at 9:35am - misc - by who_could_it_be - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36656) - you deserved it (326781)

On 06/11/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by ouchers (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML


I agree, your life sucks (519327) - you deserved it (33355)

On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (765215) - you deserved it (62786)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag. "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling. She looked pretty cool, so I nodded and asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the store. Turns out she didn't, she's the manager. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39099) - you deserved it (520844)

On 04/06/2009 at 8:41pm - misc - by blovesg (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML


I agree, your life sucks (645563) - you deserved it (42770)

On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (67550) - you deserved it (671898)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my family and I were at a restaurant. We're Swedish and love talking about people in our language because no one ever understands here. I decided to comment about how ugly the girl at the next table was. She turned around and goes "Dra åt helvete." That's Swedish for "Go to hell." FML


I agree, your life sucks (31342) - you deserved it (315413)

On 03/14/2009 at 9:30pm - misc - by SwedishBozo (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (519184) - you deserved it (51207)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML


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On 03/04/2009 at 8:13pm - health - by sheyo (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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