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About PleaseStayChill : Lost all faith in humanity a long time ago.

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Today, I Woke Up To Mah Dad Emptying A Water Bottle On Mah Head, Because I Needed To "get Up 4 School" Or I'd Be Late. FML

#20662590
85 comments

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On 05/14/2013 at 7:13am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

yesterday I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML

#20654832
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53422) - you deserved it (5174)

On 05/10/2013 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Switzerland (Sankt Gallen)

Today, my boss askd me to read through a document. looool I gave my feedback, saying it seemd like it had been written by an 8-year-old. Turns out it was in fact written by him. FML

#20649842
88 comments

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On 05/08/2013 at 12:59pm - work - by anon_1996 - United Kingdom (Surrey)

today mah family was celebrating mah grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank an got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows , mah grandma fainted. FML

#20164153
137 comments

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On 11/15/2012 at 9:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

#20161582
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25681) - you deserved it (3784)

On 11/13/2012 at 6:34am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, While In Class, I Was Called Down To The Office. The Principal Showed Me A Video Of 2 Guys Fighting In The School Parking Lot. I'm Accused Of Being One Of Those Guys. I'm A Girl. FML

#20154873
91 comments

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On 11/08/2012 at 10:52am - misc - by mayerstexmex69 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY I'M AT WORK ON A CONSTRUCTION SITE FOR A HIGH RISE BUILDING ON THE 12TH FLOOR TODAY. I'VE DEVELOPD A SEVERE CASE OF THE RUNS CAUSING ME TO NED TO RUSH TO THE NEREEST TOILET PERIODICALLY. LUCKILY FOR ME IT'S CONVENIENTLY LOCATD ON THE GROUND FLOOR. MEGA FML

#20154818
95 comments

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On 11/08/2012 at 9:36am - health - by bob the builder - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I met someone really cool and thier departing words were, for some odd reason, "We should totally be friends, I mean unless your schizophrenic or something, haha!" I have schizophrenia. FML

#20140639
99 comments

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On 10/30/2012 at 7:42pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today , I went bowling. I noticed a 10-year-old holding an iPod Touch which had the exact same customized case with mah name on it as mah iPod that was stolen a year ago at the same bowling centre. Even better , the parents yelled at me 4 accusing him. I got kicked out the bowling centre. FML

Today, mah mom was feeling down, so I decided to buy her a gift!! Knowing she likes lighthouses, I bought her a tiny one that plugs in and lights up!! I brought it home, plugged it in, andhen she saw me with it, she said, "Wipe that smrk off your face and get that junk out of here." FML

Today.. . mah 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant . The father is mah 15-year-old son . FML

#20111886
521 comments

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On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. real FML

#20111868
123 comments

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On 10/11/2012 at 10:02am - love - by goodeyesight (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

Today, I woke up after having a nightmare that my girlfriend broke up with me. Needing reassurance, I told her about it. She became furious with me saying that she'd never do that and calld me an "inconsiderate fucking bastard 4 even thinking that." Then she broke up with me. FML

#20101222
134 comments

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On 10/04/2012 at 10:44am - love - by Dave (man) - United States

Today, I've Been A Vegan Fir A Year. It's Also The Day That I Met My Dad's New Best Friend,ho Happens To Be A Retired Butcher. They Tried To Pull An Intervention On Me Fir ( Bieng Sensible ) By Eating Meat. Fat FML

#20099840
92 comments

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On 10/03/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by Jlhfan90 - United States

Taday My Girlfriend Told Me She Was Over Her Addiction And Wished To Quit Cold Turkey. I Cancelled All My Plans To Stay Home And Support Her. She Didn't Mean Her Tobacco Addiction No No. Her Corn Chip Addiction. FML

#20005444
110 comments

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On 08/06/2012 at 7:20am - misc - by Spockx - New Zealand (Waikato)



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