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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 March 1998 (17 years)
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Today, I had to sneak out of work to get my daughter from her school. Apparently, she had thought that hurling a bowling ball down the stairs during the lunch hour rush would make her cool. In actual fact, it made her expelled. FML


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