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PleaseStahp

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PleaseStahp

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 March 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 160
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About PleaseStahp : Just about enough Internet for today.

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Today, I had to sneak out of work to get my daughter from her school. Apparently, she had thought that hurling a bowling ball down the stairs during the lunch hour rush would make her cool. In actual fact, it made her expelled. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24121) - you deserved it (2628)

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