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PlaySpades

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  • Birth Date : Friday 25 September 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4462
  • Number of comments : 142
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my eight year old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mind-fucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

#17390197
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36328) - you deserved it (3591)

On 08/06/2011 at 7:37pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML

#17182266
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31594) - you deserved it (2829)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm - misc - by imnotacat (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML

#17109341
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31178) - you deserved it (5264)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I noticed a disgusting odor that seemed to be radiating off my brother. When I asked him about it, he replied, "I think it's ball sweat. I haven't had a shower in a few weeks, so it's hard to tell." FML

#16579726
171 comments

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On 06/09/2011 at 3:04pm - health - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad came to my graduate art show wearing a t-shirt saying "My other daughter is a science major". He'd had it specially made. FML

#16341041
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39103) - you deserved it (6945)

On 05/25/2011 at 10:06am - misc - by art_major (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, my crush and I were talking on the phone and we were really hitting it off. We got on the subject of sex and I told him I have a purity ring. Then he suddenly said he had to go and hang up. FML

#16277483
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23974) - you deserved it (43118)

On 05/21/2011 at 3:44am - love - by Cassie (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML

#16169290
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62794) - you deserved it (4783)

On 05/14/2011 at 9:17am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, a kid with severe Down's came into my workplace, as he does every day. He's has an obsession with me, sitting at a table, staring and taking photos of me all day. His parents have no problem with this, because they think it's a miracle that he can focus so much attention on me for so long. FML

#15935397
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34741) - you deserved it (5953)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:25pm - misc - by notimpressed (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML

#15820031
738 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49879) - you deserved it (7087)

On 04/17/2011 at 10:29am - health - by bumpyroad - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my parents thought it would be appropriate to tell my girlfriend that I used to stick my penis in a sock puppet and talk to it when I was younger. FML

#15401904
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46937) - you deserved it (9798)

On 03/20/2011 at 4:31pm - intimacy - by HotAsTits (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I went out for some very expensive sushi. Two hours later, I found myself on the toilet, violently voiding my bowels. I essentially paid to have liquid orange shit. FML

#15294170
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26567) - you deserved it (6861)

On 03/13/2011 at 2:55pm - health - by sushi hater - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML

#15087841
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22450) - you deserved it (42949)

On 02/23/2011 at 5:06am - intimacy - by failed (man) - Switzerland (Vaud)

Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister $20 to wax my back for me so my bra would stop painfully pulling at the hair I repulsively seem to be growing there. FML

#14009282
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28953) - you deserved it (4143)

On 11/28/2010 at 5:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML

#13760701
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7620) - you deserved it (29801)

On 11/08/2010 at 1:07am - animals - by yay! - United States (Arizona)

Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs tv room. Just as he was about to cum I heard someone walking towards the door. I took my mouth off to get up and lock the door just as he came. Didn't make it to the door but my dad saw something he will never forget. FML

#13571310
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12045) - you deserved it (37985)

On 10/24/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by stickyface (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)



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