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by Anonymous / 04/14/2012 at 1:41am / United States (California) / Work
by girly / 04/12/2012 at 12:06am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, after having been told that I looked horrible for the last five months, I decided to give myself a make-over. As soon as the make-up artist was done, I told her I didn't like it, and that I still didn't like how I look. She simply replied: ''Well, I'm a make-up artist, not a magician!'' FML
by Anonymous / 04/05/2012 at 8:36am / Netherlands / Miscellaneous
by Badchristian / 04/05/2012 at 12:17am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by KatieB / 04/04/2012 at 5:11pm / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Intimacy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when his sister knocked on the door and asked if she could borrow the zombie movie we were watching after we were done with it. We weren't watching a movie; I was just moaning. FML
by Anonymous / 04/04/2012 at 1:45pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML
by Eliza / 04/03/2012 at 11:40pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by ohgod... / 04/01/2012 at 10:18pm / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
Today, I made a new friend. He seemed pretty cool, until we came to the topic of religion and the ancient alien theory. I'm seemingly now friends with a guy who thinks alien Jesus raped an Earth woman, and we're the resulting cross-breed. FML
by blueglover / 03/27/2012 at 3:40am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by SG / 03/24/2012 at 8:14am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/23/2012 at 10:39pm / United States (Virginia) / Money
by Jen / 03/20/2012 at 1:11am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by CA19oo / 03/19/2012 at 9:03pm / United States (Georgia) / Animals
by moneycatious / 03/19/2012 at 7:50pm / United States (Washington) / Money
by CDeVeney92 / 03/17/2012 at 12:37am / United States (Texas) / Work
- Today, I was driving home from a long shift at work. Being as tired as I was I turned up my radio… Today, my brother, who I am babysitting, threatened to hit me with a screwdriver. It's one of those… Today, at work, because I have been having bowel problems I sat longer than normal on the toilet. I…