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Pizzacheese4

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Pizzacheese4

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 295
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Fucked!<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/29/2015 at 1:48pm

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Pizzacheese4's favorite FMLs

Today, I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a birthday cake, so I smiled and said I hope whoever it was for has a happy birthday. She looked at me in disgust, told me to mind my own business, then called me a "chucklefuck bitch". Okay then. FML

#21345551
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28556) - you deserved it (2236)

On 01/28/2015 at 10:01am - work - by retailshell (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML

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189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51271) - you deserved it (11922)

On 06/22/2013 at 4:55pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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