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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 October 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 148
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Pizza__Queen : im awkward
pizza is better than you
if you dont like pizza then bye

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Pizza__Queen's favorite FMLs

Today, one of my year 9 students finished the test an hour early. He decided to spend the time by "stealthily" whacking off. His entire desk was shaking in a silent room. FML

Today, my little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming, when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". FML


I agree, your life sucks (44335) - you deserved it (3831) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/08/2014 at 4:48pm - animals - by gvmfvr - Sent from mobile version

Today, to teach my 14-year-old son a serious lesson for bullying a child at school again, I grounded him for the rest of the year. He just snorted and said, "Cool, I'll just jack off all year then! Thanks, mum!" and happily retreated to his bedroom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46733) - you deserved it (8826)

On 05/06/2014 at 2:38pm - kids - by Satan's Mum (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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