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About Pizza__Queen : im awkward
pizza is better than you
if you dont like pizza then bye
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Today, to teach my 14-year-old son a serious lesson for bullying a child at school again, I grounded him for the rest of the year. He just snorted and said, "Cool, I'll just jack off all year then! Thanks, mum!" and happily retreated to his bedroom. FML
Friday 3 July 2015