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Pizza__Queen

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Pizza__Queen

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 October 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 95
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Pizza__Queen : im awkward
ugly.org
pizza is better than you
if you dont like pizza then bye

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Visits<b>gear4</b> - the 08/24/2014 at 2:41am<b>hofferman</b> - the 07/26/2014 at 3:46pm<b>jgibbs019</b> - the 06/17/2014 at 3:52pm<b>bigm1097</b> - the 06/01/2014 at 2:44pm<b>thatsawkward7</b> - the 05/30/2014 at 11:54am<b>cumberbunny</b> - the 05/26/2014 at 8:54am<b>Diesel_D</b> - the 05/25/2014 at 6:25pm<b>ijulez</b> - the 05/25/2014 at 2:23pm<b>Ironmayhem</b> - the 05/24/2014 at 4:22pm<b>lindmar</b> - the 05/24/2014 at 1:02pm<b>doggiewoggie</b> - the 05/24/2014 at 12:36am<b>L2PlayWoW</b> - the 05/21/2014 at 1:58pm<b>benjamins39</b> - the 05/19/2014 at 11:43pm<b>Mathis92987</b> - the 05/19/2014 at 11:07am<b>Gpmo</b> - the 05/19/2014 at 10:07am<b>taylorbirdwell</b> - the 05/19/2014 at 8:22am<b>Spartan107</b> - the 05/19/2014 at 5:43am<b>inner_peace</b> - the 05/18/2014 at 1:09pm

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Pizza__Queen's favorite FMLs

Today, one of my year 9 students finished the test an hour early. He decided to spend the time by "stealthily" whacking off. His entire desk was shaking in a silent room. FML

Today, my little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming, when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42133) - you deserved it (3630) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/08/2014 at 4:48pm - animals - by gvmfvr - Sent from mobile version

Today, to teach my 14-year-old son a serious lesson for bullying a child at school again, I grounded him for the rest of the year. He just snorted and said, "Cool, I'll just jack off all year then! Thanks, mum!" and happily retreated to his bedroom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44546) - you deserved it (8529)

On 05/06/2014 at 2:38pm - kids - by Satan's Mum (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)



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