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Pixiecrack

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Pixiecrack

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 November 1983 (32 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 476
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Pixiecrack : It's crackalicious!!! :)

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Pixiecrack's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML

#21200981
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48129) - you deserved it (5483)

On 07/06/2014 at 9:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML

#21182128
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55273) - you deserved it (9360)

On 06/20/2014 at 5:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my kittens hunted and killed their first prey. My hamster. FML

#20981341
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47423) - you deserved it (7603) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/05/2013 at 1:52am - animals - by Chatons - Switzerland



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