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PixelPsycho
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 August 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 111
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I tried to kill a spider by throwing a shoe at it. All it did was slice the spider's egg sac open, releasing all its babies. FML

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221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50242) - you deserved it (12050)

On 03/02/2014 at 5:38pm - animals - by Anonytard - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after paying at the gas station, the cashier stuck out her hand, which was clenched into a fist. I thought she wanted a fist-bump, so I gave her one. She just stared back at me. Turns out she was just trying to give me my change. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34076) - you deserved it (13142)

On 03/01/2014 at 4:09pm - money - by SarahNB - United States (Utah)

Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML

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On 03/01/2014 at 1:46pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to give a sexual harassment seminar to my department. Someone put in a complaint that my example made them feel uncomfortable. FML

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On 02/26/2014 at 4:44pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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