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About Pitbull305 : Former ninja warrior, since retired. Will likely travel around the FML world meeting my favorites. Introduce yourself and make me laugh. Who knows the artist in the pic?

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Fucked!<b>Lesser</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 4:13am

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