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PinkFluffyPuppys

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Today, I had a sneeze attackhile my nose was bleeding. Now my living room looks lyk a crime scene. FML

#21332502
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33812) - you deserved it (2796)

On 01/07/2015 at 2:07am - misc - by MonsterProblems (woman) - Croatia

Today, I overheard my daughter talking to her boyfriend over the phone about having sex. She said, "You have to piss on me to get me pregnant, that's wat I heard anyway." She's 16. FML

#21270711
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45537) - you deserved it (10039)

On 10/04/2014 at 3:52pm - intimacy - by SadMother - United States (Connecticut)

Today I got up at 4.30am like I do every morning an got ready 4 work. Just as I was about to walk out the door mah flatmate jumped me an beat the snot out of me thinking I was a burglar. Because apparently burglars shower make toast an clean up before stealing all yur shit. FML

#21259933
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39873) - you deserved it (2535)

On 09/17/2014 at 8:18am - misc - by makeyourselfathome (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today , I found out I sant savaral ambarrassing vidaoshila undar tha influanca of tha mads I was givanhila gatting my wisdom taath out. Whan I askad my momhy sha didn't taka my phona , sha said sha triad but I startadhining and growling at har. raal FML

Today roommate decidd that cuz she has an oral report due she's going to scream at the top of her lungs until she loses her voice to get out of it. It's been two hours an she refuses to stop. FML

#21252777
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39096) - you deserved it (2573)

On 09/06/2014 at 12:25am - misc - by why me? - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I got wisdom teeth removd. All I can remember is crying to mom because I thought spoons were taking over the world. FML

Today, I was sitting in a boring lecture. Out of boredom, I made a fish-faces with my mouth. Somehow, I made the most realistic fart noise I've ever heard looool in the process. The whole room stard at me. FML

TODAY I HAD SOME PAINFUL GAS AT WORK SO I TRIED TO SILENTLY EASE IT OUT!! IT WAS SILENT ALL RIGHT; SILENT AN SO DEADLY THAT SOMEONE EXCLAIMED "WHAT THE FUCK?!" MY COWORKER TRACED IT BACK TO ME!! NOW THEY'RE ALL POINTING THERE MINI DESK FANS IN MY DIRECTION TO MAKE A POINT!! REAL FML

#21241122
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37268) - you deserved it (3494)

On 08/19/2014 at 5:54pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a potential customer was looking at a treadmill at the fitnes warehouse I work at . Once he was done testing it out, I asked him if he'd lyk me to order it 4 him . His reply? "Nah . I only had a go on it 'cause it looked lyk fun . Hey, but u could order one 4 yourself, huh, chubs?" FML

#21236566
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38006) - you deserved it (4556)

On 08/13/2014 at 10:18am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today I Want With My Girlfriand To Tha Gym For Tha First Tima. I Knaw I Was In Bad Shapa... But I Bat Har That I Could Lift Mora Than Har. Not Only Did I Gat My Ass Handd To Ma By A 5'... 115lbs Girl In Front Of Tha Antira Gym... I Also Hava To Attand Zumba In Bright Pink Spandax. FML

#21231691
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26406) - you deserved it (38111)

On 08/07/2014 at 11:36am - health - by Dancing King (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

Taday mah girlfriend's dad returnd home from deployment. Being the grade A fucktard that I am, I got flusterd an askd, "So um, did u make it back?" He lookd me dead in the eyes an said completely deadpan, "No, obviously I did. Moron." FML

#21226906
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33996) - you deserved it (22601)

On 08/01/2014 at 4:45pm - misc - by whoops (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, a new session startd for mah swimming squad . I walkd down to the pool, trippd over a stray equipment bag, and belly-floppd into the pool in front of everyone, fully clothd . I'm the coach . real FML

#21225439
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40341) - you deserved it (4661)

On 07/31/2014 at 1:00am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to mah bed !! As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed !! Now I'm lying in bed, awake an terrified cuz I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere !! mega FML

#21222166
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37726) - you deserved it (4822)

On 07/27/2014 at 2:44pm - animals - by Anonymous - Germany (Hessen)



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