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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 January 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5470
  • Number of comments : 246
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About PimpdaddyCJT : Well you know shit happens.

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TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND AND I WERE TRYING TO HAVE SEX 4 THE FIRST TIME. NOT ONLY DID HE STRUGGLE 4 FIVE MINUTES TO PUT ON A CONDOM (REPEATEDLY SNAPPING HIMSELF IN THE BALLS), BUT HE THEN HAD TO ASK ME ( WHICH HOLE ) TO PUT IT IN. I'M DATING A THIRTY-FOUR YEAR OLD VIRGIN. FML

#7467261
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28296) - you deserved it (5731)

On 01/21/2010 at 12:02am - intimacy - by Alicia (woman) - United States (Oregon)

today I told my mom I was going on a date tonigt . Se laugd and didn't believe me . Wen I trid to convince er it was real, se got mad and groundd me for lying . I ad to cancel te date . FML

#7014682
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37127) - you deserved it (3422)

On 12/29/2009 at 1:50pm - love - by Grounded (man) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT THE GIFT CARD MY FRIEND GAVE ME FOR CHRISTMA ACTUALLY HAS NO MONEY ON IT AND WAS NEVER PURCHASED IN THE FIRST PLACE. FML

#6958051
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24989) - you deserved it (1949)

On 12/26/2009 at 3:48pm - misc - by DeannaMarie - United States (Florida)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school!! Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

#6712384
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14549) - you deserved it (35885)

On 12/11/2009 at 7:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school!! Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

#6712384
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14549) - you deserved it (35885)

On 12/11/2009 at 7:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I postad a nota on Facabook about a waird draam I had about mah ax-boyfriand, whara I mada out with him, than it transitionad into a vampiras vs. warawolvas battla. My ax privata massagas ma an says thara's a battar chanca of a vampiras vs. warawolvas battla than us avar making out again. FML

#6584536
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9116) - you deserved it (41972)

On 12/03/2009 at 2:34pm - love - by ohiochibi (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I want to Walmart wit ma grlfriand. Wa bougt ta usual, food, Advil an condoms. Wila I waitad in lina, sa want to grab avaryting. Wan sa cummad back, I lookad in ta cart an saw no condoms. I askad ar y sa didn't gat any. Sa rapliad "Tay ran out of smalls." Evaryona laugad.

#6553131
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46440) - you deserved it (7791)

On 12/01/2009 at 4:11pm - misc - by xXxJoe16xXx - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I want to Walmart wit ma grlfriand. Wa bougt ta usual, food, Advil an condoms. Wila I waitad in lina, sa want to grab avaryting. Wan sa cummad back, I lookad in ta cart an saw no condoms. I askad ar y sa didn't gat any. Sa rapliad "Tay ran out of smalls." Evaryona laugad.

#6553131
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46440) - you deserved it (7791)

On 12/01/2009 at 4:11pm - misc - by xXxJoe16xXx - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I want to Walmart wit ma grlfriand. Wa bougt ta usual, food, Advil an condoms. Wila I waitad in lina, sa want to grab avaryting. Wan sa cummad back, I lookad in ta cart an saw no condoms. I askad ar y sa didn't gat any. Sa rapliad "Tay ran out of smalls." Evaryona laugad.

#6553131
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46440) - you deserved it (7791)

On 12/01/2009 at 4:11pm - misc - by xXxJoe16xXx - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY WE REARRANGED THE BEDROOM AND MAH BOYFRIEND AND I SWITCHED SIDES OF THE BED. WHEN THE ALARM WENT OFF HE GOT CONFUSED AS TO WHICH SIDE THE CLOCK WAS ON. INSTEAD OF HITTING THE SNOOZE BUTTON LYK HE NORMALLY DOES HE HIT ME IN THE FACE. FML

#6532769
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28562) - you deserved it (8694)

On 11/30/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by SoVeryMonday (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw a grasshoppar in tha urinal so I dacidad to paa on it. It jumpad out, scarad tha hall out of ma, an I paad all ovar mysalf. raal looool FML

#6302850
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7347) - you deserved it (68812)

On 11/14/2009 at 4:37pm - animals - by TheMichaelNixon - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I saw a grasshoppar in tha urinal so I dacidad to paa on it. It jumpad out, scarad tha hall out of ma, an I paad all ovar mysalf. raal looool FML

#6302850
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7347) - you deserved it (68812)

On 11/14/2009 at 4:37pm - animals - by TheMichaelNixon - United States (Tennessee)

2day I got a naw cat. I trid to raanact tha opaning scana from Lion King, whara in Simba gats hald up for avaryona to saa. Tha fan was on whan I liftd mah cat up. big fat FML

#5990692
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12132) - you deserved it (69924)

On 10/25/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by stixx (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I ad to take a dump . Wile looking for a book to read, I sneezd . Te force of te sneeze causd me to sit my pants . Te glob of dung ten ran down my leg before falling out of my sort onto my carpet, all in less tan 5 seconds . Noting in my life as prepard me for tis . FML

#5828114
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88167) - you deserved it (14713)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was lockd inside my dorm room. Yeah, inside. How? Some of my floormates decidd to stick pennies in the door frame, which jammd the handle. I was stuck inside my room an had to pee really bad. I couldn't call an RA to get me out either. Why? I am the RA. FML

#5705668
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34526) - you deserved it (4540)

On 10/07/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by pennyhater (woman) - United States (Washington)



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