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by pumpkinlover89 / 03/27/2010 at 4:26am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/14/2010 at 3:54am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Grossed Out / 03/13/2010 at 5:35am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, I had to explain to my sister why it's unhygienic, socially unacceptable and downright inappropriate to apply Thrush ointment in the lounge room. I realised I wasn't getting through to her when she called me ''Uptight,'' ''Victorian" and ''prudish'' to name a few. FML
by 1378 / 03/12/2010 at 3:26am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, after taking my girlfriend on a date, she invited me back to her place for "hot coffee and dessert". Excitedly, I said yes. When we got there, we actually had coffee and dessert. When I told her this wasn't what I'd had in mind, she kicked me out for being a pervert. FML
by Anonymous / 03/10/2010 at 4:12pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
Today, I was supposed to talk to my girlfriend's mom to ask permission to date her daughter but I chickened out. We've been together for almost a year, but have not been on a real date because I am too damn scared of her family. FML
by imafrickenidiot / 03/08/2010 at 3:33am / Love
by holycrap / 03/03/2010 at 12:37am / United States (Missouri) / Love
Today, before my date came to pick me up, I put tissues under my arms so I wouldn't leave wet marks. I forgot to remove them, and when we got physical, they fell out, looking like I'd stuffed my bra. FML
by kiki / 02/24/2010 at 12:54am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 02/19/2010 at 8:47pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Intimacy
by kit_kat14 / 02/19/2010 at 9:27am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy
by adam / 02/14/2010 at 9:16pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by jake / 02/07/2010 at 1:56pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/05/2010 at 4:07pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by chanclepants / 01/27/2010 at 8:35am / Intimacy
by Phoenix0614 / 01/25/2010 at 12:33am / United States (Texas) / Love
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, I was at a frat band party dancing with my girl when I felt some liquid on my arm. Normally,… Today, I managed to convince a girl to come back to my place for a bit of fun. Unfortunately, I was… Today, I had to set parental controls on my iPad so my dad couldn't watch dirty videos on Youtube.…