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Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML
by razzmataz / 01/28/2009 at 8:38am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML
by Poopy / 01/12/2009 at 11:19am / United States (California) / Intimacy
- Today, I work as a Cashier at McDonald's and a customer wanted a meal costing way over £5. He then… Today, I work as a cashier at McDonalds. Some guy came in and ordered a $1.50 coffee and payed with… Today, someone left a can of scentless bugspray next to the stove, I greased a cake pan with it and…