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  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 December 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1581
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About PickledSweets : Hello there, random person reading my profile! There isn't a whole lot I can tell you about myself, but I am a girl, and like video games and anime. I'm kind of lazy; I like to sleep a lot. But I also enjoy going outside and riding my bike. I am a Christian; God is a very integral part of my life.

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Today, after pulling an all-nighter studying for an exam, I caught the bus to college. On the way there, the bus decided to make sweet love to a taxi, creating a pile-up and a traffic jam. I didn't make it to the exam in time. FML


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On 04/08/2015 at 10:43am - misc - by rUs7up1d (man) - Guatemala (Guatemala)

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML


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On 04/07/2015 at 5:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my mom and I made the bad decision to go hiking for some mother-daughter bonding even though we had little experience. My mother tumbled down a mountain named Tumbledown and I couldn't even enjoy the irony because I had to half carry her all the way back to the car. FML


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On 03/16/2015 at 8:56pm - health - by manderpander21 - United States (New York)

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML


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On 02/25/2015 at 4:39pm - intimacy - by Fuck - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend wanted to roleplay as a schoolgirl. I was excited, until we started and she asked me to lick her "vajayjay". I cringed so hard, my skull practically caved in. I broke down laughing while trying to explain my cringing. Now she's pissed and I'm blue-balled. FML


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On 02/14/2015 at 12:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland

Today, I took a nice relaxing dump at school, in my pants, in the middle of class. FML


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On 02/05/2015 at 3:42pm - misc - by m33p - United States (California)

Today, I let out a monstrous fart at the gym. They said it didn't even sound human. FML


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On 01/20/2015 at 9:41pm - misc - by highschoolsucks - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML


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On 01/20/2015 at 10:08am - misc - by mybfthecrossdresser (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, just to win a bet against my mum that he could make me scream like a bitch, my dad faked his own suicide. He went the whole mile: fake blood everywhere, fake gun, yelling "Goodbye!" and playing a loud gunshot sound effect from his PC, everything. My dad won; my underwear lost. FML


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On 01/18/2015 at 4:58pm - misc - by pissed out pants (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain to my grandmother why, "What a nice singing voice! He doesn't sound black at all!" is not a compliment. FML


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On 01/14/2015 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML

Today, thanks to some asswipe drunk driver fleeing the cops the wrong way down a one-way street, I've now had my third wreck this year. My insurance premium's now higher than Bob Marley in a weed factory. FML


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On 12/20/2014 at 7:53pm - money - by financially_wreckd (man) -

Today, my mother has issued a 'Christmas Ultimatum'. The rest of us have exactly 2 days to "get some Christmas around here" or we will feel her wrath. FML


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On 12/08/2014 at 6:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML


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On 12/07/2014 at 3:54pm - kids - by terdberglerforlyfe (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

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