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PhyreandIce
  • Town/Country : Portland, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 February 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 179
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46046) - you deserved it (7424)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64060) - you deserved it (7206)

On 08/13/2009 at 11:23am - intimacy - by esb (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML

#4499384
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64060) - you deserved it (7206)

On 08/13/2009 at 11:23am - intimacy - by esb (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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